Oh I do love a strip club.

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:09 pm

Do many people on here do much money on strip clubs. £10 a dance here, can't go wrong.

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:27 am

Yeah I still like a good night in the right place.

That place in Hayes is still the business for me ... £12 a private dance but the girls make it worth it and they rip-up the rule book

Captain.Tattybojangles · Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:50 am

Why Thailand? Prices seem nice but in the end you'd just get shafted.

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:41 am

Anyone fancy corn on the cob for tea?

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:35 pm

JG wrote:Come on nixxy, tell us more. PM if xxx rated. I've just cancelled my plane ticket to Thailand.

Well, I dunno why, but Hillingdon borough council seems to let these places do far more than most places around London.

I paid for two private dances at once and the girls decided to lick each other out on top of me. In my book, that's a sound way to spend £20.

Very pleasant way to spend a Sunday afternoon - maybe we should have a Fruitchat meet there ...

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:03 pm

Nixxy wrote:
JG wrote:Come on nixxy, tell us more. PM if xxx rated. I've just cancelled my plane ticket to Thailand.

Very pleasant way to spend a Sunday afternoon - maybe we should have a Fruitchat meet there ...

Sounds like a great idea. :P

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:35 pm

ask em how much it'd be for one of them to shit on the other and rub each other covered in shit?

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:39 pm

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:54 pm

Spyder wrote:ask em how much it'd be for one of them to shit on the other and rub each other covered in shit?

I did ask them last night, it's between £ 20-40. Just depends weather or notshe had a curry the night before.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:24 pm

Even non-fruit related threads turn to shit (literally!) at the moment...

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thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:29 pm

Yeah £10 a dance but £18.50 a pint

999329753 · Post by **999329753** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:43 pm

You can't beat a trip round shoreditch , taking in browns at some punt plus a few if the dodgier strip joints, the sports bar just down the road springs to mind.

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:00 pm

JG wrote:Maybe a 'shitty' topic, but at least it raised a few chuckles, unlike 'I just lost £5Billion on this superchipped Alien'.

Spyder, I take it you're enquiring on behalf of a 'friend' right?

don't blow me up spyder

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Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:14 pm

999329753 wrote:You can't beat a trip round shoreditch , taking in browns at some punt plus a few if the dodgier strip joints, the sports bar just down the road springs to mind.

Yup, quite right. The White Horse aint bad - just don't go upstairs to the table dancing joint, where the girls ask you to buy them cocktails and the barman makes up a price and then trebles it.

thecannonball89 wrote:Yeah £10 a dance but £18.50 a pint

£3.00 - it's a pub, not a club. That's the beauty of it!

999329753 · Post by **999329753** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:36 pm

Yeah white horse. Pub prices and you have a scantily clad bird requesting 1pound in a pint glass before she proceeds to get naked. Always an old boy sat at the stage waiting for his eyeful of the clunge. Machine wise, normally done ok in browns. Had 2 red gaming in the good old invincible days.