What did Santa Bring you?

AMK · Post by **AMK** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:14 am

My bastard head hurts. Woken by the sound of screaming children and the dog barking. Presents are open and the bastard Christmas music is already on.

There seems to a theme this year...

- 3 pack Supersoft socks
- 2 pack Simpsons novelty socks
- 6 pack StayFresh socks
- 7 pack day labled socks
- 7 pack M&S "posh socks"

So if you didn't get socks this year, it's because I fucking got them all!

On the plus side I did get...

- 2 pairs of Aussiebum's
- One Million Aftershave
- Gstar Raw jeans and belt
- 5 nobles tokens and a £50 Wetherspoons voucher valid on J20 sales

Merry Xmas all.

Ahh a side note... Check the Argos website, ordered a 42" Plasma TV last night reduced from £599 to £299. Yeah I know it's a plasma... I can live with eventual loud buzz and the burnt on Party Games/Monopoly graphics.

ScottyNorth192 · Post by **ScottyNorth192** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:52 am

Aids

Merry Xmas all!

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:07 am

Generic Christmas sweater......actually fits

Only two packs of socks due to shortage(see above)

Boss aftershave

2 lynx sets ........again

Set of titanium drills .......ideal for locks apparently

Case of budweiser

Pack of generic boxers

Huge cask of gourmet jellybeans

Selection of gift cards and cash.

No frickin g-star jeans and belt :x

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:17 am

Nice Leather Jacket
New Man Bag
MP3 Player (How many of these have I lost whilst out on a punt!)
"Generic Christmas" Socks

The 'posh' Scrabble
A Laurel and Hardy framed drawing.

Bizarrely, some lary coloured pants! lol

AMK · Post by **AMK** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:20 am

I need a new man bag. The the arse fell through mine. Mind you I did have £200 worth of silver in it on a regular basis ha.

Been told that I'm not to get another and that I must purchase something more suitable.

I'll trade you my nobles tokens for your jelly beans?

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:39 am

Heh, the exact same happened to my previous one - whilst it was full of serious poundage! Thankfully I was in my house at the time, so could reclaim it all!

AMK · Post by **AMK** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:43 am

I wasn't so lucky Matt. I was walking from the change machine near the toilets in the train station, when £200 worth of 10ps and 20ps, what I could only describe like the end of the world went all over the floor of Manchester Picadilly station, rolling off in every direction. my face went to the same colour of beetroot.

I managed to recover around £150.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:49 am

Ah mate, painful stuff!

Similar thing happened with my Jackpot George @ Asda jeans once. Whilst walking through a busy town centre...

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AMK · Post by **AMK** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:56 am

Haha. I still not worked out which jeans are best to wear when out playing. I go through an alarmingly large amount of jeans, and trainers actually.

George... Those tennis trainers went in the bin of Sandbach services last week. I must go through a pair of trainers at least once a month lol!

They always end up in service station bins!!

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:11 am

AMK wrote:Haha. I still not worked out which jeans are best to wear when out playing. I go through an alarmingly large amount of jeans, and trainers actually.

George... Those tennis trainers went in the bin of Sandbach services last week. I must go through a pair of trainers at least once a month lol!

They always end up in service station bins!!

You should do what other people do and dispose of old trainers and shoes up and down motorways on the central reservation.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:59 pm

trouble is those corporate bastards at asda have increased the price of their basic £3 jean ,,,,,,,, to £4 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i probably go through 2-4 pairs a year ,,,,,,,,, they never split at the front pockets ( which can hold 300 comfortably in each i might add) rather they tend to split at the crotch when entering and exiting your car......

tip for the fashion conscious ,,,,,,,,,, spruce up those asda's by applying a designer belt

anyhow ,,,,,,,,,, on with the prezzys

i gratefully received , in no particular order

superman pj's , superman sock's n pants ,,,,,, and a superman belt ,,,, ( obviously straight in the drawer with the rest lol)

inbetweeners season 1-3 box set (with parents xmas money) (still not watched 1 episode , bought it solely on you regulars recommendation , will update you with my thoughts)

will ferral box set

the expendables , and a sort of pop art superman poster

off tracy ,,,,,,, new sat-nav , toy story 1-3 bluray box set , playstation move +start the party and back to the future trilogy bluray box set .

so i consider myself very fortunate

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:09 pm

Aftershave
More aftershave
Slippers
And a pair of jeans (not Asda :wink

Get stuck into inbetweeners mate, you'll love it, hilarious!

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:04 pm

I've done quite well

Barbour coat
Lyle & Scott Hoody
Iphone 3gs
Armani boxers
Novelty boxers
Manbag

And been shopping in the manchester sales today with a bit of cash from the family, grabbed a few bargains.

Found a Vortex if anyones local to manchester on here ??

Mr Move It · Post by **Mr Move It** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:21 pm

I had a man-flu that wrote off Christmas and I'm still recovering now. Thanks Santa.

Presents - got some anime films, woollen socks, vodka shots, alarm clock, lava lamp, a few edibles and souvenirs.

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:25 pm

Scott wrote:Aftershave
More aftershave
Slippers
And a pair of jeans (not Asda :wink

Get stuck into inbetweeners mate, you'll love it, hilarious!

You got fucking slippers????

You c**t.