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Official letter of claim

Sir,
I, ..............................................from.........................................., the extended relative to Late MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER, who died with his entire family through plane crash .
After his funeral rememberance celebration as our customs and traditions demands, i discovered that he have an unclaimed and balance account of TEN. FIVE MILLION, USA DOLLARS (USD10.5 M )desposited in your bank when he was alive.

Further, as his extended relative qualified and entitled to claim this balance, i hereby wish to bring to your notice through this letter that i am eager to claim this above mentioned sum as his only existing next of kin to enable your bank release and transfer the balance account into my bank account on due formalities and without delay.

Upon your positive response to this letter of claim, i included my bank account details necessary for the transfer of the fund.Therefore i expect that your bank management will pay an urgent attention to my request and communicate me further with the related forms and documents necessary for this claim without delay.

Contact Telephone Number.....................................
Contact fax number...............................................
Resdential Address...............................................
Postal Address......................................................
Occupation............................................................
Sex......................................................................
Country:.............................................................
Marital Status.......................................................
Bank Name..........................................................
Account Number..................................................
Account Swift Code...............................................
Bank Address.......................................................
Bank phone and fax number ..................................

I humbly apologize for this late request due to i have been arranging other unstabilized things left behind since his sudden death occured.

Thanks and may the Almighty Bless you and your family
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I will be waiting to hear from you soonest
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Yours Sincerely
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Go onto the 419eater website. You'll see examples of spambaiting which aren't too bad! Some are a bit time consuming though
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i love reading broken english ,,,,,,,, so funny

specially on pound shop taiwan import kids toys



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for ages 3plus and under
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Captain.Tattybojangles wrote:Go onto the 419eater website. You'll see examples of spambaiting which aren't too bad! Some are a bit time consuming though
I love this website! The pictures of the nigerian guys with fish on their heads or holding up them cards saying they like blowing goats is always a great way to cheer me up when I see them :-)
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trayhop123 wrote:i love reading broken english ,,,,,,,, so funny

Bought a suit in the "Suits You" bankrupt shop recently for a mates wedding. It fitted OK but had 38" on the jacket and 38" on the trousers.
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harry2 wrote:
trayhop123 wrote:i love reading broken english ,,,,,,,, so funny

Bought a suit in the "Suits You" bankrupt shop recently for a mates wedding. It fitted OK but had 38" on the jacket and 38" on the trousers.


I always thought you was a straight up guy Harry. :D
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sir ratholer wrote:
Captain.Tattybojangles wrote:Go onto the 419eater website. You'll see examples of spambaiting which aren't too bad! Some are a bit time consuming though
I love this website! The pictures of the nigerian guys with fish on their heads or holding up them cards saying they like blowing goats is always a great way to cheer me up when I see them :-)
If you like that, try out http://www.thescambaiter.com/

You will only be able to read a certian amount (i think its 10 pages max) while being unregistered, but signing up is free, as with most forums, theres some quality stuff on there, especially when tF (theFAILURE, site owner) does some what they call freight baits**, which if you read back, some are 100's of pages long, and played out over minths and months, sometimes having a potential scammer on the hook for almost a year.

These 4 are among the best freightbaits that they have ever done on TSB!!


Anus Laptops: The Martins Cole Saga

Cole v2.0: Washer, Dryer, Stove, Refrigerator (9 shipments) to Nigera: Completed!

ReBait at Cole's: 9/8 to 10/16 -The original Cole reBaited again with Anus Laptops

Paul vs. Anus -Paul went Crazy for Anus Laptops -Videos / Photos / Audios / Murders


Reading that lot will literally take you a good day to get through, you will get tired, have sore eyes, and probably a headache by the end, but fook me its worth it!!!!

** Freight Bait -

When the scam baiter tricks the scammer into paying the shipping charges for something valuable and then ships him a bunch of worthless items instead. An example of this would be if the scammer sends a fake check to a scam baiter in exchange for a new computer, but the baiter refuses to send the computer unless the scammer pays for the shipping (usually through UPS or DHL). When the freight company comes for the item - the baiter gives them a box containing worthless junk.
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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Martal~Wombat wrote:Yours Sincerely
George Agdgdgwngo
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Thought he only required your account number and sort code :? This must be a scam!
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lol totally innoceeeeeeeeeeeent
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