silent g wrote:i think thats a bag of shit tbh,
and horse raping king is right... theres on one good fruit forum and thats jackpottyforums.co.uk
this place aint bad for a row tho.
Just joined jackpotty and reading the my day threads LMAO
All i can say is They are fucking idiots with gambling problems
1 geezer cant aford to watch football in pub at night,Hes only got 100 quid ?
So he goes out 7am to buy beer for footie.
80 quid left.
9am decides to go pub to play fruites lolollllllllllllllllllllllllll
Oh
He ends up watching footie in pub
wakes up next day still got 100 notes
What a fucking plank
Im gona read the rest when im stoned next week.
Im gona have tears everywhere
Theres some sickos about lmao Im only on page 2 aswell.
Well where do I start. The beginning is always good. A few days I posted my run on Eggstra Lines and how I managed to double jack it. From then its been downhill all the way. I have played Monday late afternoon until 9.30pm, Tuesday the same, Thursday from 11am until 9pm and tonight from 6pm until 10pm. I would normally give full details coin for coin of my plays but I really cant be bothered tonight as I am so pissed off at the slots.
In no particular order.
1. £25 Jack Golden Game. Played all 3 2 were full fired in 460 notes for a return of 290.
2. £35 Jack Party Time Double Decker. Played all 3 1 was full 600 notes in for a return of 330.
3. £500 Jack Party Games Super Gambler. Fired in around 300 for a return of 440 (Played 10 quid super bet any chance I got)
4 £500 Jack Rainbow Riches. Fired in 1400 for a return of 720.
5 £500 Jack Rainbow Riches. Another 1 on site. Fired in 1000 for a return of 620.
6 £500 Jack Elvis Top 20. Fired in 700 for a return of 390.
7 £35 Jack Rainbow Riches. Fired in 480 for a return of 320.
8. £500 Party Games Slotto. Fired in 860 for a return of 390.
And there was a small mixture of the odd 20-60 quid in various other machines over the week with very little return. So I am down nearly 3 grand this week and tbh I am really fkd off with slots. Some serious candy has been parted with. I may take a week or two off from playing. But when I wake up on Saturday I may decide different the lucks gotta change.
fruitypie wrote:
Just joined jackpotty and reading the my day threads LMAO
All i can say is They are fucking idiots with gambling problems
most of the my day posters are beginners and youngsters, we all know that the full time pro's keep quiet and fruit chat and potty have mostly the same people on them.
i dont know about the peeps on potty but you reply has made you look like a
fruitypie wrote: fucking idiot
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
No my reply has made you all look fucking idiots
Reason why
Your all pissing in the wind.
Thats all for now (there will be more to come)
That i promise you
fruitypie wrote:
1 geezer cant aford to watch football in pub at night,Hes only got 100 quid ?
So he goes out 7am to buy beer for footie.
80 quid left.
9am decides to go pub to play fruites lolollllllllllllllllllllllllll
Oh
He ends up watching footie in pub
wakes up next day still got 100 notes
What a fucking plank
And how is that a bad thing? He made money!
The only plank around here is yourself TBH
If you dont like the my day section then dont read it, simple as, nobody is forcing you.
At least over there theres honesty, but then you cant really win either way can you, if people just post their wins they get people whining that nobody ever posts a loss, so then people start posting losses as well to show both sides of things, how shit it can be at times etc, and then the same whingers moan about that saying taht if you make a loss your stupid!
But at least on JPF it isnt all stories of making 2k a day just going round the pubs, which im sure is an everyday occurance in 'the game'.....
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
I like reading those stories in all honesty - it's a shame we don't get more of them over here. They have really dwindled off here sadly.
PS Hotslot - all the best with your site.
If we're brutally honest, we don't get very much at all to read on here currently, apart from one-liners generally.
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
Precisely, i think its a good thing when people can be honest about how there day has been, as nobody can win all the time, granted, if you play the right things at the right times then the odds of losing are reduced obviously, but nothing is a certianty with machines!
It seems to be quite a popular section too, even a certian moderator from these parts has been known to venture over and say a few words on occasion.
Bloop!
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
fruitypie wrote:
1 geezer cant aford to watch football in pub at night,Hes only got 100 quid ?
So he goes out 7am to buy beer for footie.
80 quid left.
9am decides to go pub to play fruites lolollllllllllllllllllllllllll
Oh
He ends up watching footie in pub
wakes up next day still got 100 notes
What a fucking plank
And how is that a bad thing? He made money!
The only plank around here is yourself TBH
If you dont like the my day section then dont read it, simple as, nobody is forcing you.
At least over there theres honesty, but then you cant really win either way can you, if people just post their wins they get people whining that nobody ever posts a loss, so then people start posting losses as well to show both sides of things, how shit it can be at times etc, and then the same whingers moan about that saying taht if you make a loss your stupid!
But at least on JPF it isnt all stories of making 2k a day just going round the pubs, which im sure is an everyday occurance in 'the game'.....
so lets get this straight........ this is to do with 3 actual machine forums.....
1. hotslot.orgasm
2.fruitchat.co.ck
3.jackpottyforums.co.cluck
so were all in it for the same reasons..... the love of machines, and everyone has different abilities, there's no doubt on that, at all.
everyone is different, i have skills, and the major majority of users on here do aswell, and so does the members on jackpotty and no doubt the hotslut site aswell.
so here we go again, we get the odd out of date piece of fruit, pissing and moaning and generally trying to feel superior to everyone, by putting other sites down..........
sad but true. come and see me, il hook you up with some machines that you can play if you want,. how you fixed for a tuppeney nudger???? i hope you know the "rip" on it... anyway, its all free.
instead of bein a little pissssssing and moaning bitch you out of date lemon, why dont you be friendly and actually, converse..... in a conversation?? helll a convo....>><<<><><><>< what the hell is that? with a real human? yep a real person,
anyway, you get the idea, ther all good forums, you goto hotslutttt if you want to watch un-obtainable jackpots, you goto jackpottyforums, if you want the truth and real players of EVERY skill level, or come to here, which is a fair place as long as you are sorted in the motorwayservices, and your name rhymes with gunamzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, and ur a twat.
and at a very special member on here, that reminds me of a dyson hooooooover dont know why, but pleaase pm me JG. your wait is over my friend. you know wot i mean :P
I can only assume you have finally found the emptier for Monoperty Hot Ploperty. I shall duly PM in due course, July ok Julie?.
Someone said there are not enough stories. Someone said that when I do stories no one listens. I shall now attempt a story, Jackpotty forums style for which it is not worth you listening.
Hi. Arcade #1, all the machines were on resets apart from a £5 DonD. I played this and it kept giving cashing out. Eventually I got a £4.20 cash combo and left it £4 down.
Arcade #2, all the machines were on resets
Arcade #3, had closed down.
Pub # 1, I started off by queueueing at the bar for what seemed like an absoute eternity of one minute and thirty nine seconds. I looked along the lines of beer pumps and noticed that most people were drinking beer. I wanted something high in vitamin C and not full of artificial flavourings and preservatives, but in a moment of madness I ordered a Guinness. I surprised even myself and listening to a tip delivered by another member of this very forum Fruittalk.com.ac.uk/url.http I put the one pennyety change in the charity box. The barman didn't even acknowledge my grand gesture. So in a huff I looked at the machines available. A Deal or no Deal double take, A Lucky Leprechaun, A Leprechauns Gold and A Big Deal or The Big Deal as it is commonly known by enthusiasts.
There was also a Paragon Pro Plus in the corner with lovely blue lighting and extra caffeine buzz.
I drunk my drink and looked around.
All around, there were people talking about normal things like Fabio Capello and the price of petrol these days.
I wondered if I should randomly join in a conversation, but instead opted for some coin operated gaming amusement.
As it so happened I had a bag of fifty pound coins. The bag was not a designer bag with diamante designer studs on a leather base, but it was a plastic see-thru Girobank style old tatty thing from the 1980s that enabled me to carry £50 in complete jangleless comfort.
As I struggled to open the fucking thing within the confines of my trouser area, I realised I had two choices. Use my finger as a tool for piercing the sides of the bulbous over sealed contraption or slip a note into the lovely pink socket of bliss.
I had one more go at opening the blasted bag which resulted in much writhing and squirming. Someone said something about Harry Houdini, so in an instant I popped in a note.
Lifting the bag out of the trouser area was a complete no no, I may as well have intended to hang a huge placard around my neck that read "I am a notorious paedophile" as produce a bag containing fifty whole pound coins.
When I was £12 in, some bloke said 'excuse me' as he pushed past me, in a hurry to get to the gents. Eventually at £55 in, I smelt the lovely smell of a steak griddly grill thing wafting from a waitress. It was an inspired perfume and made my really hungry. At £67 in someone laughed loudly. Then I won some money.
Onto the next machine The Big Beale. An Eastenders inspired Deal or no Deal variant, it was £3 off full and red Reiding from the off. After £16 in and a loud clash of empty bottles going into a blue bin behind the bar, it gave me a batter or bust for £8. Hmmm, messy. I had to replay, especially as that Unlucky leprechaun had not dropped after £67 in.
Oh dear, it had been blag Reiding, and I was sucked in. £2/£3/£4 board after £2/£3/£4 board. I could not even get a full portion of chips for the Beale or no Beale and it kept skipping past the fishtery feature. At £37 in and frustrated, a big bald gentleman stared up at the flat screen television in the lounge area. At £38 in I got a GO ALL THE WAY. Yes have that! GO ALL THE WAY. I looked around the pub. If the guards got wind of this, I'd be thrown into jail. Thankully there was a special offer on food. Buy two exotic cheeses from the cheese counter and get a free umbrella. The customers were lapping it up. I was a bit confuzzlinged as I'd had a few shitcobs chipcobs for £2 and I wasn't sure if it had gone past £70 when I got the three red dog and phones for Mogadishu streak. As I had eighty of the queen's finest hand pressed silky sheets in my bankage, and the red sevens were ferociously rolling in again and again, I assumed that I was on for £140. What a fucking nuisance. I hadn't got the right trousers on and this would make for an incredibly hot, sweaty, coin clanking walk home.
However I couldn't just collect the lot out. Anyone under the age of 50, collecting more than £3 out of the bandit, is and quite rightly so, most definitely, on the fiddle.
I had to wait at least 10 minutes in between pressing collect. Then there was the awkward conundrum of how to collect the money. Let it all clatter out and risk barrings and muggings. Put my hand under the chute and risk barrings and muggings and being accused of using magnets and cheating the machine, as my hand was down there. Or I could switch the blasted, wretched thing off and not have to worry about collecting the stupid money.
I tried holding my pint with my right hand, using my elbow and collecting four coins with my left whilst lettttting one drop down, so it seemed natural. Someone said something about Harry Houdini again, so I just switched the thing off and walked into the sunset, happily ever after.
The End.
You know what, there was actually an umpkling of truth in that story.
Matt Vinyl wrote:I like reading those stories in all honesty - it's a shame we don't get more of them over here. They have really dwindled off here sadly.
PS Hotslot - all the best with your site.
If we're brutally honest, we don't get very much at all to read on here currently, apart from one-liners generally.
Thanks Matt!!
We are in need of some solid moderators over there. Would You guys be willing to maybe combine the two forums? We got some pretty need videos up also.
