Center Parcs

MoterWayServiceMan · Post by **MoterWayServiceMan** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:41 am

Captain.Tattybojangles wrote:That one has a nice amount of machines in it. I was there in 2003 last, so a while back, but I'll try and name all the machines off the top of my head
It is the best one in my experience for machines
Cops n Robbers
Car Wash(was the worst)
Super Star
Ultimo
Money Laundry
Dambuster
Knights Trail
Reel Good Time
These were all on £5, as I wasn't 18 at this time.
The whole bowling alley went into a "night theme" or something after half 6 or so and got a lot more rave-ish

The only over 18s I took note of were in a seperate "country pub" themed place, but was generally a Wetherspoons without the selling dregs, and drunks and sharks. Had Jolly Roger, Honey Money, and Never Mind the Jackpots

Now for some non fruit tips.
Hire bikes ASAP
The New York themed restauraunt is rubbish
Need a break from the kids, there's an Adults Only room or 2 in the bowling alley bit. Can't remember the name though
Can't go in accommodation until 3PM and must be out at 10AM on leaving day, so best go to the pool then for the day
Canyon Ride is over rated, they brag about it a lot, but it's just a big water slide. If you went on the rapids at the other places, you would find these lots better. Can't remember anything about the kids pool
Quite a lot to do out on the bikes as well, such as various trasure hunts and that printed around the forest. The little ones should enjoy that
And you did pay a lot for the holiday, Sorry, it's expensive inside the place as well, just generally. I never venture outside the park though haha

hes 1 of them 1nes

JG · Post by JG » Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:04 am

which1?

6502 · Post by **6502** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:45 am

Have't Gamestec just got the contract to supply centre Parcs ?

darren · Post by **darren** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:06 am

12 DIALS

You cant be serious!

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:39 am

no i suspect that is a jg edit, id put the correct number but it'd just get re-edited back to 12

... if there was 12 someone off here would probably have bought a holiday home there by now.

shadmun · Post by **shadmun** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:31 pm

Drpepper wrote:no i suspect that is a jg edit, id put the correct number but it'd just get re-edited back to 12 ... if there was 12 someone off here would probably have bought a holiday home there by now.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:53 pm

talking of holidays ,,,,,,,,,, sorry i haven't been on for a week ,,,,, been in tenerife for the last week (fri-fri),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

now not to seem ungrateful ,,,,,,, but i didn't originally want to go ,,,,,,(the actual holiday paid for as a birthday present ),,,,, all my gready slotter brain could see was spending 500 quid there , whilst losing out maybe a grand + by not slotting here , during the ridiculously profitable climate were all having right now , it just seemed counter productive ,,and that maybe we should wait till slotting hits a quiet patch,,,,,,,, but suppose i was just being selfish ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and like the mrs says , no matter how great it is ,,,,,,,,, everyone needs a break ,,,,,,,,,,,,, i was fighting a loosing battle ,,,,,,,,, and looking like a real ungrateful selfish cunt ,,,,,,,,,, so conceded .

anyway loverly n hot , n everything ,,,,,,,,,for the first 3 days ,,,,,, but

on the monday ,,,,,,,,,,,(my 38th birthday) started sniffing and sneezing ,, followed by tuesday , wednesday and thursday ,,,,,,,,,,,, shiting and puking for england . called out a doctor ,,,,,,, who injected me in the arse (fucking hurt ) with an anti-sickness jab , and prescribed antibiotics and paracetomols,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,total cost £112 ,,,,,,,,,, cheers

only started to get better a bit friday ,,,,,,,,,, but then on the bus to the airport felt more queezy and puked my guts up again .

fucking waste of a week.

centre parks next time. sounds safer

:P

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:54 pm

trayhop123 wrote: on the monday ,,,,,,,,,,,(my 38th birthday) started sniffing and sneezing ,, followed by tuesday , wednesday and thursday ,,,,,,,,,,,, shiting and puking for england . called out a doctor ,,,,,,, who injected me in the arse (fucking hurt ) with an anti-sickness jab , and prescribed antibiotics and paracetomols,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,total cost £112 ,,,,,,,,,, cheers

only started to get better a bit friday ,,,,,,,,,, but then on the bus to the airport felt more queezy and puked my guts up again .

fucking waste of a week.

centre parks next time. sounds safer

:P

bloody hell m8 good to see u back in the manor see u soon

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:49 pm

Maybe a name change tray hop?

Trayfull'Oshit

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:19 pm

I hope im there when somebody gets hold of him it'll be funny

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:31 pm

he'll be HearseRacingKing if he does'nt watch out.

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:46 pm

loooooooooooooooooooool

u been watchin 2 many movies mate

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:27 pm

They do race hearses ya know!

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:31 pm

lmfao!

gmckee03 · Post by **gmckee03** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:32 pm

Would be amusing if tryhop got the hold of him