Morning everyone, my sister has a newfoundland pup which is 8 weeks old. It looks like a bear, and loves to whine and bark at stupid o'clock in the morning, which is why i'm up at this ungodly hour.
She's sat at my feet now, having a nibble on one of my toes.
Gah, I'm an exceedingly light sleeper too - neighbouring dogs always seem to want to have 'debates' at arse-o'clock in the morning when I've got to be up early.
"And do you ever contradict yourself, Minister?" "Well, yes and no..."
Yeah me too, get woken up almost every day by the w@nkers at the Travelodge next door getting their linen delivered...caution, vehicle is reversing! Not on zopiclone anymore tho which did a good job getting me thru it.