One last shag....

CrosbyRules · Post by **CrosbyRules** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:37 am

Come on lads...I know its hard, but one last shag, never again....last time ever...who would it be?

Lily Allen for me...

bigv038 · Post by **bigv038** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:51 am

HRK's Mother! :P

6502 · Post by **6502** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:57 am

/\/\
LOL !!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:30 pm

Pam st clement for me......

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:39 pm

Lizzie Birdsworth gets my vote.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:54 pm

Now, not the political one, but the 'page 3' one - Teresa May would get my vote - childhood fantasy...

Although one does wonder how picky one would be, given the situation...

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:06 pm

Probably the lawyer that fucked me over 18 years ago leading to my deportation from Canada......

If it was do or die... one last jolly roger i'd pay that twatt back...LMFAO

Failing that... Kylie Minouge.....weeeeeeeee

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:15 pm

jpfuk wrote:Probably the lawyer that fucked me over 18 years ago leading to my deportation from Canada......

Do tell more!

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:27 pm

Mehhh... long story VERY short... i over stayed my 6 month visa by 2 years, although my entire family are Canadian, as i was born here, and i dropped my passport. Some good samaritain thought theye'd hand it in to the dibble, next thing i know i was doing a 2 month strech in spy hill prison, Calgary Alberta.

8 of us went to the hearing for immigrunts... me, 2 spanish, a shady looking afghan and 4 darkies... one by one they came out cuff free and released.....

I was second to last.... my lawyer was more interested in telling every one he finnaly figured out how to tie his shoe laces... ...under 10 min for me to be escorted to a meat wagon... to the air port.. and hand cuffed on a 9 hour flight back to blighty.....

Still... if it had never have happened, i wouldn't be here now... 6 children, woman that loves me and happy [ ish ] lol

Never know whats round the corner... learnt that many years ago......

bowie · Post by **bowie** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:19 pm

Karen from Shameless, filth!

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:41 pm

A foursome with Sophie Howard, Charmaine Sinclair and Pamela Anderson. A blonde, brunette and a black girl - great mix of beauty and filth!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:27 pm

Charmaine Sinclair

Ah, were you a 'Sport' fan?

I remember as a young whipper-snapper, the best girls were:

Teresa May
Eve Vorley
Louise Hodges
Charmaine Sinclair
Donna Ewin

Now, if that lot didn't get you going...

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:59 pm

lisa bangert.

hubba hubba, down boy etc. etc. etc.

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:15 pm

Ohhh.. talking of a few years back... cast your mind to the days of early home and away... like the first year..... 20 years ago?..... may be a shy less .. who cares lol

Seem to remember a wee lass.. not more than 9 then... just another teen actress that nobody cared about....

Little gypo girl who lived in a caravan with HRK.....

Fast forward 15 years and sweet jesus.. has that lass got the biggest pair of eric's you ever saw.....

The face might need a 10 years younger over haul... but damn..... a body to die for..... last time i saw figure like that i woke up in a cold sweat.....

Sally some one she played?...

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:17 pm

bowie wrote:Karen from Shameless, filth!

No tits mate,

Lilly allen is nice, or that woman from snog mary or avoid!