Bizzare thought

JG · Post by JG » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:03 am

Imagine you have woken up for the day and something is buzzing around in your bedroom.

It's a wasp.

It's slightly annoying as you only have your boxers on and you have to be careful it doesn't crawl up your legs and sting your penis.

However with skill and timing you open the door and it buzzes elsewhere allowing you to get some clothes on and deal with it. Maybe you whip some trousers on and some trainers so that you don't miss it and step on it by mistake.

Now imagine again the scenario, but this time there are two wasps.

At first you think it is just one wasp, but then it becomes apparent there are two. Slightly more of a problem. They are both buzzing about in different places. One is just hovering about and the other is slightly angry. It bangs against the window for a bit and then flys fast, maybe stinging anything that gets in its way.

Perhaps you go in for a quick kill or you run out the room and consider battle plans, making use of towels and clothes in the laundry basket.
More of a problem.

Now imagine three wasps. Ok, so it's apparent there is a nest near the bedroom, or perhaps the nest is next to that air vent/brick in the wall.
Anyhow they're all bumbling about and you're not quite at ease when you leave the room as there could be more within the house. Skill and covert tactical manouveres required.

Five wasps.
Ok this is a bit freaky, a definite feeling of being outnumbered, one is bad enough, five is rather unsettling.

Ten wasps.

Oh shit, get out of there. Ten wasps buzzing around.

Twenty wasps.

Probably woken up by the buzzing, getting out without being stung (these are female agitated but not full on angry wasps, hiding under the bedclothes isn't an option, you have to leave some time)

Fifty wasps.

Scary shit. Fifty flippin' wasps. What the hell do you do?

One hundred wasps.

Too many to look out for, well ten is really, so it's a gamble getting out without being stung. There are three just around the door handle.

One thousand wasps.

Swarm! Danger!

A million wasps.

You are packed tight within a cube of wasps. To be honest, you will probably die.

Any thoughts on this AND any thoughts on what to do if you take on a Hi/Lo silver in the services on 70% payout and you put £30 in and no board? Do you sack it £30 down, or plough on? What's the situation with the wasps?

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:17 am

Was the HLS "buzzed" up or just the wasps ?

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:37 am

Radio in an air strike.

ob · Post by ob » Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:04 am

lol on the hilo either you blag the MUH for £35/45/50, or you end up £150+++ for maximum £70.... to answer the second part of your question.

JG · Post by JG » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:50 am

Just the wasps, the HLS is on its arse. The radio is covered in angry wasps, so no go there and after I had lost £100+ I'd play some rigged poker and get stung some more.

I knew someone who got stuck in a cube of wasps once. The noise was immense, he had stinging in his ears for ages afterwards.

That was poor, real poor, sorry, I need sleep, what am I doing? Sleep needed.

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:44 am

Now beehive!