Fruit Machine Chat

Anyone seen one of these? Just joined the local 'snooker joint' and they have one of these in the bar. It looks like a Red though, in that there is just a hi//lo cash trail, 'cludged fruits' on the reels and two sets of four colour 'hand impact protection devices' that give you a bonus and a blue / red feature set. I put '£Half a dozen sheets' in and got up to £20 on the cash stack (on a 6) so bailed out. I'm not one for clubbers really, so just tried for a 'Sounds like Shakespeare but on contract with O2'. There were about 20 features (lol) of which I'd say 15ish were 'of a lower frequency than orange on the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum' is this a readable sign a'la Reds? (I doubt it!)

Edit: It's here: BFM Link but the link to the machine it's self doesn't work...

JG edit: I've just checked my thesaurus and there is no alternative to 'cludged'. In fact, I will put my ignorance on the table, possibly causing buckling of the legs, in so much as an Indian elephant on Musth or musk or must or mustard or whatever it is, heat, why don't they just say HEAT? in so much as a heavy elephant stomping around, probably a bit horny, may cause, sentence fragment, to the,losing the will to live, legs.

Basically I've edited some things, but what I should have just said was

"What does cludged mean?"

These are REALLY nasty, I recall putting about £300 in one and barely getting past the £2 or £2.50 'block'.

Ive also had the jackpot twice of next to nothing. Redness means nothing.

Found one over the weekend, in Rowan's bowling alley opposite Finsbury Park tube station ... 25p/50p/£1 play - £250 JP

Interesting machine, getting a board on the middle stake cost almost £10 (gave cherries, £2) and from then on it's a hi/lo up the cash stack - if you reach a lit boxing glove it offers one of the 20-odd features. The bonus is same as Reds, ie. coloured numbers awarding the bonus which can be gambled - I gambled and eventually got the top board open, where you continue hi/lo-ing the stack and each winning gamble sends you round the top board adding into a cashpot.

Lost going lower than a 10 on £15, thought I'd won nothing but it gives you the contents of the cashpot (twas 8 quid) and it kindly repeated twice to £24.

Was offered a red feature along the way (called 'TKO'), no idea what any of the features do - and given that it was the only feature lit red and offered it at £4 on the stack, I presumed it must be crap and didn't take it.

The Club C'n'R next to it (50p/£500 JP) let me into Millionaire's Row first board and got to £68 before fining me £18, a nice £48 raise

Nixxy wrote:Found one over the weekend, in Rowan's bowling alley opposite Finsbury Park tube station ... 25p/50p/£1 play - £250 JP

Interesting machine, getting a board on the middle stake cost almost £10 (gave cherries, £2) and from then on it's a hi/lo up the cash stack - if you reach a lit boxing glove it offers one of the 20-odd features. The bonus is same as Reds, ie. coloured numbers awarding the bonus which can be gambled - I gambled and eventually got the top board open, where you continue hi/lo-ing the stack and each winning gamble sends you round the top board adding into a cashpot.

Lost going lower than a 10 on £15, thought I'd won nothing but it gives you the contents of the cashpot (twas 8 quid) and it kindly repeated twice to £24.

Was offered a red feature along the way (called 'TKO'), no idea what any of the features do - and given that it was the only feature lit red and offered it at £4 on the stack, I presumed it must be crap and didn't take it.

The Club C'n'R next to it (50p/£500 JP) let me into Millionaire's Row first board and got to £68 before fining me £18, a nice £48 raise

That place has had clubbers for years!! Forced a dragon 250 there years ago was a nice 100 for 250.

As for this game typical cycle standard, not forcable, the only way u win is hit it lucky that its in the cycle for the pot, which I have to admit Ive done a couple of times....in which cases it makes it obvious it will give it, ie. you still have life when u get to £250!

This has now gone and has been replaced by a CnR Platinum, non-static pots. Not that I pretend to know anything about it though. lol

if you get 3 keys it unlocks the millionaires row matt.

hope this helps.

Heh, figured that much out - but then didn't realise you had to land on the 'entrance' to it.

ob wrote:That place has had clubbers for years!!

I had forgotten that place even existed - terrible atmosphere in there nowadays, must be nigh on 10 yrs since my last visit. Unbelievable that they charge an entry fee after 6pm considering it's such a shithole.

The 'casino room' with the clubbers had the Fight Night, C'n'R, a £35 Muncher, a £35 Corrie in a Rio cab, and something else that was switched off. Oh, and a change machine (switched off).

The bit out the back that looks like a fire exit (but is infact a 'games room') still had the DOND CYBTB, the base unit of a 3-player Monop. WoW (switched off and abandoned), a couple of Projects, and the snooker room still had the old £8 JPM Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas that's been there for years.

I soon exited and headed for a strip club