Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:17 pm**

I cringe at the name Barcrest...

It was in November of last year when a coin became lodged in the coin mech of one of our machines. As Ross had popped over to the local Spar to collect our lunch , I thought I'd have a go at fixing it.

I have an old fork i the change booth which we often use to free up jammed mech's. Simple enough you may think.

Open's the bugger up and free's off the mech, all was well. Goes to close the service door, jaes my Fuc***g first two fingers in the Bas***d.

Barcrest, such heavy doors to trap your fingers in...

Thanks to Ross for supporting me for the few weeks that were to follow, and sorry to customers who were short changed, my fingers were bloody sore bagging up them coins...

All my love, Marjorie x x x

Posted: **Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:18 pm**

get yer titz oot for tha ladz............

Posted: **Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:16 pm**

aww..!! hard luck lol.. or should i say @heavy luck@ lol

toby

Posted: **Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:49 pm**

Haha, very funny indeed...

(I think it is important for users of the forum to realise the serious side of this posting and understand how such a simple task can result in such a serious accident.)

Love Marjorie[/quote]

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:53 am**

degeneration wrote:get yer titz oot for tha ladz............

If her tits are anything like her face then no thanks.

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:35 pm**

lol.....i wud never put the mockers on marjorie's shriveled knockers

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:00 pm**

Spaniels ears

Posted: **Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:41 pm**

Posted: **Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:54 pm**

I love that avatar.

Rat out or get out seems to be the most appropriate phrase for this thread.

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:01 am**

you talkin to me mate.?
sorry if i'm rude but what does that mean?

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:51 pm**

Is that Marjories picture? Sure i've seen that character while watching Shameless......

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:37 am**

alcozar wrote:Is that Marjories picture? Sure i've seen that character while watching Shameless......

You're thinking of Lillian - the old woman who runs a brothel in her own home - and who Frank amusingly refers to as 'Bo Selecta'.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:59 am**

Marjorie is int that the taxi noise on big brother lol

come on Marjorie

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:09 am**

Marjorie is int that the taxi noise on big brother lol

come on Marjorie

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:52 pm**

Drpepper wrote:I love that avatar.

Rat out or get out seems to be the most appropriate phrase for this thread.

no offence Drpepper dude but your new avatar is pretty tasteless....hope your aware thats a innocent worker caught up in the 9/11 attacks who threw himself from a burning building....