Matty you f*cking Mongo

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:07 am

Right was forcing a lucky strike and had £18.40 in the cashpot. Got given 3 bonus nudges and got up to treble shots( machine jst about to give me strike it rich) So the last nudges i cancelled and it got stuck so wacked it again and too my horror I collected £18.40 cashpot.

Right fuck Im a mongo so forced out for a SIR for £25 costing around £30 then anohter SIR for £49 so not too bad

, Anyone else had this kind of thing?

Or am I just the only idiot out there?

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:15 pm

That is well tedious...

Had the start button stuck on a backing Crazy Trails once. Basically just dropped £20 through it and hoped it'd roll in some sort of IM. Couldn't nudge or hold anything as the machine 'reads' the start button before you get to press anything else.

Managed to get two IMs in a row for £50. But it was a scary experience!

Also had a 'Hi' button on a DNA which would stick unless you pressed it very gently...

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:53 pm

I had a Rampage (£25) HI button would stick in unless tapped ever so lightly and on the gamble for the top on a 5 which I was going to collect as I was skint and it lost

e_a_g_l_e_eye · Post by **e_a_g_l_e_eye** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:31 pm

One time got the red feature on pay cheque that flashes on different cash amounts on the top whilst had hiccups, flashed £25 as a hiccuped and missed it! Eventually got the top instead and made £35 but still laugh thinking about it now.

Dunhamzzz · Post by **Dunhamzzz** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:14 pm

ask "danthedude" what he did on phil the power on a flash... sigh.

n1cky70 · Post by **n1cky70** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:34 am

right matty this aint as bad as it seems but u talk so much shit i key that ls every 2 days at least and its stilll 5-14 off each time u aint ever winning and if u r forcing like u say at least let me watch u cos quite frankly u talkin pish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:10 am

You key it every two days yeah

? Well think about it, you key it and is is between "its always" 5-14 off, you go away someone puts £20 into it and loses, then I come and force it and win say £60(still in the same day). Someone that night spunkes £30 in it, then the next day another person does £35 you come back to key it again, its between £5-£14 off as always

. Belive me or not, Im not going to lie here! How is packing packs of butter and stocking up freezers at Morrisons going ?

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:29 am

How is packing packs of butter and stocking up frezzers at Morrisons going ?

Classic!

Frezzers - reminded me of 'Two-Jags' for some reason!

LOL!!!!

harry 3 · Post by **harry 3** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:50 am

Knocked back about ten jackpot boards on Pscycho Cash Beast once to get the BIG streak. Was about forty quid in and the coin jam/strim alarm went off. Got the slavic assistant to turn the machine off and back on, but the problem didn't clear. The engineer wasn't due to the next day so the m/c had to be turned off. So some lucky got a bonus the next day. D'oh !!!!!!!!! :x

danthedude66 · Post by **danthedude66** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:40 pm

ok dunham tell every1 y dnt ya!!!
had a ptpt flying its nipples off.
got a flash. had a skillstop on bonus. got my restart chance
went to take skillstop and didnt hit button hard enough. went to slow it dwn and took 11 quid cashpot
absolute slop

n1cky70 · Post by **n1cky70** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:11 pm

matty its waitrose and im the fresh manager the last time i packed a case was when i was in the angle club 4 a drink! its ok i will take u 4 a pint and c when and how u play it!

mr cheese · Post by **mr cheese** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:39 pm

Tip for buttons which are sticky from beer,Spit on em and wipe it round the sides disgusting i know but normally does the job.

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:13 pm

Last time I checked you cant buy drink in the bookies

hughesmic · Post by **hughesmic** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:33 am

Ah, Just ask the resident drunk..... Generally a bottle of cider stashed on there person somewhere. Or is that just where i live?!

Dunhamzzz · Post by **Dunhamzzz** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:47 pm

mr cheese wrote:Tip for buttons which are sticky from beer,Spit on em and wipe it round the sides disgusting i know but normally does the job.

Tesco club card key fobs are great for running around the edie of thew button, clearing all the shit out. also good for prising it out when stuck.

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Matty you f*cking Mongo

Matty you f*cking Mongo

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