Drunken Clam
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:24 am
I've fallen out with this. At first I thought it was alright. I even had a mega streak in box followed by IM for flat when it first arrived.
However recently if takes ages to give phones back. Say you win £5 on the phones. That'll be £10 spend on losing gambles that eat the %, then a £4 board, then a £5 board, then a £6 GIGGITY board then a £4 board, don't forget all the losing down then £40 later your bog standard rigged deal, let's play for 10p to £20 in the box please. If you want to spend £300 for your lines then so be it. Flat then no flash just maybe a red money box next board.
The DOB is always lose. Only redeeming features are the old how's your father and the unique lounge Muzak version of the theme tune. Gameplay is so dire and those SFX? The invince is just Stewie talking about poo for ages and all that 'ahoo how unfortunate' soon wears thin. I had to walk over a ton down the other day as I was getting the urge to put it through with a chair. Losing down gambles are a big no no. It's like playing a hot hot hot all those forced wins. 78% doesn't cut it. So a big fuck you to the top boys who have the method and I know there's a method as DOB is now always shit, used to give you a chance. Where's my £15 cashpot first board? Next spin will be red sevens? Dob being fairer, deals on consecutive boards? All this extra stinginess so where's my roll? My back to back mega? 140/210?
Total balls.
However recently if takes ages to give phones back. Say you win £5 on the phones. That'll be £10 spend on losing gambles that eat the %, then a £4 board, then a £5 board, then a £6 GIGGITY board then a £4 board, don't forget all the losing down then £40 later your bog standard rigged deal, let's play for 10p to £20 in the box please. If you want to spend £300 for your lines then so be it. Flat then no flash just maybe a red money box next board.
The DOB is always lose. Only redeeming features are the old how's your father and the unique lounge Muzak version of the theme tune. Gameplay is so dire and those SFX? The invince is just Stewie talking about poo for ages and all that 'ahoo how unfortunate' soon wears thin. I had to walk over a ton down the other day as I was getting the urge to put it through with a chair. Losing down gambles are a big no no. It's like playing a hot hot hot all those forced wins. 78% doesn't cut it. So a big fuck you to the top boys who have the method and I know there's a method as DOB is now always shit, used to give you a chance. Where's my £15 cashpot first board? Next spin will be red sevens? Dob being fairer, deals on consecutive boards? All this extra stinginess so where's my roll? My back to back mega? 140/210?
Total balls.