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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:02 am
by ruthl3ss
After being somewhat off *************** for the last 6-7weeks - I ventured out with a small float. Around £6-£7, I knew it would happen and I would SAY CUM to the lady of the night.
£18 up on the £5 extremes in West London and already that ************** is looking promising.
£10 later I demo`d what Ahmed wouldn`t want you to define as "LUCK" and 210`d an unshakable , followed by a bit of swifty 18/21/15 on the middle dozen and before you know it I am into 1300 territory.

£10 darts touranement and I do a 11 darter, 47 seconds - not legend but it RAISES THE ROOF with me and I`m on it. Theres 6 games left before the claim - I do a side bet with a local and to cut a long story short - make another score.


At the poin now ts sweet.

All that profit into a sinking roulette ship and several CRAZY JOE phone calls later I`m crazily drunk, POO`d up and wasted.

I`m now doing washing/cleaning after the worst puke up/ DIO REA sesh ever.


I cracked open a vintage bottle of KIWI LIME 2020 - hi VILLLLLLLL!


Anyways -

IM PUTTING






RAISES THE ROOF


back into vocab





update:!
bored now , well i went online to swazzle some cash and ended up with 1350 for a cash arrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt

LOST THE LOT ON 1 SPINDDLE.


BOLL -HARRRRRRRRRRRL OOOEKN (STREETFIGHER TURBO) OX.

i hate gambling when i feel like this

/WANKY WOO

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:33 am
by betchrider
Lol

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:25 am
by Captain.Tattybojangles
Made my morning reading this!

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:19 pm
by big A
I had a relapse today,ended up on the roullette,spunked the lot an smashed the screen through.Fuck you fred you wanker!!!!

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:26 pm
by eastangliapro
this guy is jg

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:32 pm
by Oscar
big A wrote:I had a relapse today,ended up on the roullette,spunked the lot an smashed the screen through.Fuck you fred you wanker!!!!
Not again mate. Which shop? The one in town?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:41 pm
by eastangliapro
i'd imagine you will be getting done for that

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:30 pm
by big A
Oscar wrote:Not again mate. Which shop? The one in town?
Was in betfred in bristol centre

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:04 pm
by Noels Beard
Ruthl3ss. I called you, your phone was off. I did explain I was busy this weekend. Hope you're ok. Ring me.