The day so far...
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:50 pm
To start the day, I played a machine in a snooker club. Got the pot.
Then I've got a tucked unit in a chippy. Totally battered it.
Next up a five pounder in a laundrette. Cleaned up.
Then I slipped over in a butter factory before the next hit. Luckily I dropped the lot.
Things took a turn for the worse, I messed up on the ? Whilst listening to some dub step. It was a Skrillex continu.
I played a Star Wars whilst enduring a bout of loud flatulence. Ripped it.
Finally a Triple in a chip shop. It was telling me cash or bust would be Jackpot Deal but instead it landed on a pound. It was a chip cob.
Sorry. Can anyone do better?
Then I've got a tucked unit in a chippy. Totally battered it.
Next up a five pounder in a laundrette. Cleaned up.
Then I slipped over in a butter factory before the next hit. Luckily I dropped the lot.
Things took a turn for the worse, I messed up on the ? Whilst listening to some dub step. It was a Skrillex continu.
I played a Star Wars whilst enduring a bout of loud flatulence. Ripped it.
Finally a Triple in a chip shop. It was telling me cash or bust would be Jackpot Deal but instead it landed on a pound. It was a chip cob.
Sorry. Can anyone do better?