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Unchipped P5

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:31 pm
by blackmogu
I was out on the bank holiday Monday, and found an unchipped power 5 in London. In this day and age !!

It's in a horrible pub that has that stale sweat smell of the unemployed, and people that randomly chat to you in the urinals, playing out the ritual of being your friend in the hope of cadging a pint from you later.

I didn't really fit in there, so there was alot of "ooo's eee ?" comments and "look Bill, new 'un is pinching your 'oliday fund !" followed by a lung inching it's way up the commentators throat as he rehearsed his death-rattle.

I expect that last time was my one and only hit.

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:47 pm
by Spyder
fuck that youth, get back tomorra.. hammer it till you get barred properly..

easyest thing to shut them up would be to buy them a round of mild.. or just tell them to fuck off.