BOOOM! CRASH!! BANG! WHAT'S IN YOUR BOX?!!! WALLOOP!!! ZOOOOM! WHIZZZ!!!! BOOOOOM!!!! BLOOOOP!!! BLEEEEP!!!!! BANG!!!! RUMBLE!!!! PARP!!!! ZOOOOOOOOM!!!! BOOOOST!!!
If you didn't understand that, here it is in word form.
Alright. I entered into a £5+0.50 heads up 2 player stt tournament on William Hill. I had won a few bobbypoos in some ring games. I got dealt At suited and my opponent pushes all in. I thought what the bloopin' 'eck! It's nearly bed......let's 'ave it!!!!!
HERO: AT
OPP: 66
BOOOM!! BANG!!!! The ten arrives and the six don't. That's offically a Yeeehhaaaaa situation.
I type into chat
"I usually defeat most of my opponents first go"
He types "Let's play again then ballon"
"Nah, it's not fair on you."
Anyway I re-joined and there he is again.
HERO: 8Jhearts
He raises to 30 (it's 15/30 blinds 1500 chip stacks)
I call.
Flop comes As Th 7h and it's a flush draw, inside straight flush draw.
We do a little bit of knock about pony raising. Turn is a blank, so I call his surprisingly weak round of fire. River is a 9h. He bets 135 into a 400ish pot. I wait a bit and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! ALL IN, I mean why not?
After deliberation he calls with Ac 7d losing to my straight flush,
I type
"See, I always beat my opponents on the first hand"
"C*ck!! Tw*t!! F*** off!!"
"Lol. I let you off lightly. I usually win with a Royal Flush on the first hand. I thought I'd treat you gently and only beat you with a straight flush."
He disappeared into the ether.
Nice to have a hot deck now and then.
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