Fruit Machine Chat

Ok, Ive setup another tourny for those interested - heres the details.

Venue: Ladbrokes poker
Starts: 8:30pm, Sunday 20th January.
Table name: fchat1
Game: Texas Holdem, no limit.
Buy-In: $10 + $1.
Type: Multi-table tournament.
Players: Max 50, 6 players per table.


Prize Structure:

1st....50%
2nd...30%
3rd...20%

To find the table you need to click Private Tables then Multi Table Tournaments. fchat1 should be listed on the first page.

To register, you will be asked for a password, which is fruitchat

If you havent already got the poker software, please click Here to download it.

Thanks, and Good Luck!!

i would love to play

however i cant play poker very well

so best of luck to you all


Toby

I cant play poker very well, its never stopped me

The winning doesn't matter its the taking part that counts.

I normally play on PartyPoker myself, therefore, if I open a Laddies account Mon or Tues, will I be able to take part on Sunday?

Cheers.

ma71lda wrote:The winning doesn't matter its the taking part that counts.

Thats what i try and tell myself..

Registration will close a few minutes before it starts, so youve got ages to sign up if you want to.

Cheers Admin.

ma71lda wrote:The winning doesn't matter its the taking part that counts.

I normally play on PartyPoker myself, therefore, if I open a Laddies account Mon or Tues, will I be able to take part on Sunday?

Cheers.

you'd be able to open an account Sunday and take part.

nice one Bigv, count me in, it would be nice to get a good few of us on there.

Ok, good stuff. I'll be there again, so the more people fancy taking a shot at my title, the better. I'll put a bounty on my head as well. Whoever knocks me out will be PMed a fairly uselss tip on a modern machine. So there we are. Headhunters. Bounty. Next to useless tip on a modern machine, quite widespread now. The machine that is, not the tip.

Also we need to confirm the rebuy status, as we were all shocked 30mins/1hr into play last time when we had rebuy options. I'm guessing probably no rebuys, but confirmation of this would be good.


See you at the tourney,

Streaky-2s/Streakypoos/Jackpot George/Nudgeman/Zarquon Nudgebuster (intergalactic fruit pro)/GRRRRRR.

hell i'm in if only for the tip from ol' georgeyboy. imagine it will be very funny so i'm going to make it my objective

To clarify, this one will be:

** No Rebuys **
** No Addons **

It doesnt make sense to have them when there are so few players.

Quick reminder.

We only have myself and YoungKai registered, don't forget the private mtt in this thread for fruitchat users only is starting in just over two hours. You can register up to the point (8:30pm tonight) of the tournament starting.


Also remember I'm offerring a bounty of a next to useless tip on a modern fairly widespread fruit machine for anyone who knocks me out of the tournament.

A next to useless tip, it must be worth registering for that alone??

Sorry fellas, couldnt register as I blew my limit last night. Rang ladbrokes but said I had to wait the full 24 hours before I could deposit. Doh!

Ouchy, not good Admin, unlucky.


The Nudgephone rang.


"Robin, it's Nudgeman. I'm being terribly cold decked here. It's the break at the moment. Could you get that next to uselss tip out of the Nudgebureau in time for my early departure?"

"Ok, see you back soon then I expect."


"I expect so, I think I'll have to double or bust soon....take care.....bye!"



---------------------------------------------

"How did it go? Do we have to have the whole War and Peace full manuscript, primiere length drama type posting?"


"'Fraid not, third place only. I had to give away...the......(sob).......next to useless tip. Plus the $8 win only just bought enough petrol to drive The Nudgemobile back here."


"Luck was out I guess....."


"Yeah, a drawn pot with all in my QQ vs Ak on a board that came out as a straight was a critical knock"

"Yeah, that's luckier than an Ace/King hitting and no queen though, it's only a coin flip. Look on the flip side."

"That's one way of seeing it, another way of seeing it is that Youngkai is a secret on line poker room card manipulator and Potwasher is a luckbox. On line poker is rigged."

Nudgeman dejectedly plonked himself down on the seat, sorry Nudgeseat. Ah well, knew I should have gone up Gala to play Rainbow Riches instead.

"Come on then bad loser, give us the synopsis......fancy a quick whisky to warm you up again?"

Nudgeman's face lit up, "yeah I'll have some Bells. Some of the Bells please."

"Of course."


4 handed $10 stt.

1st YoungKai
2nd Potwasher
3rd Streaky-2s
4th Mugontilt

YoungKai played an impressive plucky game, sprinkled with the run of the deck at times, cashed him in at first place. Potwasher had the powers of drink and invincibility to guide him in a semi-solid way to the profit of 2nd place. Streaky2s played a little loose out of position and wasn't quite firing on all cylinders and just managed to hold out mugontilt for the cash. Mugontilt had a solid start whilst the blinds were small but got whittled in the bigger blinds. It was a good game with many different chip.....Daddys and many twists and turns.

Well played all.

"Repeat on the Bells please Robin".......

Well I'm now in possession of that useless tip (even tho YoungKai beat me to 1st place) - and might I say what a scorcher.

Just to add another useless tip to the pile.

When you're playing It's a Knockout (any jackpot), if the music plays at the end of the feature - you WON'T get a repeat.

You heard it here first.