i got knocked out QQ to AQ , he hit a 4 flush on me on the turn 3 diamonds on the flop. i knew it was coming aswell. 770 is a lot but it was such good value. i made dinner break wish i hadnt that food was shit. fish and chips worst ive ever had
i was about to leave and call it a day when i noticed an ever bigger tourney running, it was an exclusive but i blagged the manager to let me play it and it was a cool 2.5k buy in, but nothing to me. i put the money down and was soon hitting the pace before becoming chip leader. my play was spot on and i was sending my opponents flying like skittles. if they had kings i had aces you couldn't fault it. the minutes flew by and before i knew it i was on the final table facing down dave 'the ulliot' devilfish and phil helmans and that bird who is getting married to mark from peep show. already fourth place was a million pounds but i had my eyes on first place which was a billion pounds. i was playing shit hot and raisin up the blinds like there was no tomorrow and phil helmans was getting in a mood and telling me i wasn't playing fair. i just said read 'em and weep, that's if you dare to see me and they all cowered under the table i had em brainwashed to fold every time. dave the devilfish begged me to do a deal with him, a four way split but he must have thought i was born yesterday 'cos i was now on full throttle and took 'em all down with one killer hand where i had 7 2 and they all had aces. i admit it was a bit shaky at some points but i soon managed to bluff 'em all into folding even though the flop was three aces. that was the winning hand anyway and i want you lads to know that as i enjoy my billion pound payoff i will be thinking of you but please dont send the begging pms all at once.