Fruit Machine Chat

Played this one yest twice, first in a bookies only time i have done really bad sum1 must of beat me to it and took 70 for a flat 25 top then out of shock got to £15 on a 10 went lower it died to an 11- gutted- but i held all 3 reels and it let me on with £15 and went low and got flat 25 again. weird tho!!!! The 2nd was dead too but lit the 3 sunny money and gave 75 off bout 12 quid and i got barred!

i have to avoid this woman in pub and was in at 4.45 dropped it at 5ish and she walked thru the door. nightmare! any1 else get barred by stupid people.

not very often........................

but can remember once when it really annoyed me was playing a rocket money in a proper shit hole in my local town. Anyway after about an hours worth of play it autodropped. Then bulit a bit more bank up so it autodropped again. Then dropped another £70ish out........................

Nothing was said walked in to pub down road. Orders a pint of lager can't serve you!!!! You have been scamming bandits I was like yeah casue I have. Ended up going back and having a bit of a ding dong with landlord of other pub when he said you always win in here you must be cheating. Utter dicks !!!!! people like that...............Wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire !!

Aye me and my cousing were in a blob shop a while ago and we changed about £50 behind the bar in the space of around 30 minutes while chasing a rocket money.

Anyway after about £60 in we got the full red board for about £108, as soon as it had paid the machine froze and the landlord came round and slung the machine so hard it fell over (nearly taking us two in the process)

The fucker was happy enough taking my money but when i won he completely flipped.

I probably wouldnt mind so much but he was a right little annoying twat!!

Ive been barred for doing loads of fruits. VIU, that's magic, extremes, darts, etc etc.

When you have a large win a few times in a row then they think you are doing something illegal and bar you, even though you are just playing it normal.

I never argue, just smile and laugh and normally say something about them to take the piss. I find out what days they don't work and do it again.

Tom

she told me she wasnt gonna serve me cos i am a "puggy shark" i said thats not fair i cum in play the machine and leave i dont watch any1 playing it or go on after. she wasnt impressed. she has a rolling day off so u gotta be back then but she drinks in there!! nighmare

Thank God there are decent understanding respectable cheeful barstaff and publicans out there, as seen today on my rounds.

The smooth outweighs the rough!


FUNNILY ENOUGH, IF A LANDLORD IS SUSPICIOUS, THE 1ST THING THEY LOOK FOR IS A MAGNET!! HA HA HA!
'KING IDIOTS.

A mate of mine was once keying up an extreme
The barstaff called the police cos they thought he was up to something
Anyway the police came and aked if they could look in his pockets

He had £120 pound coins on him and a refill key
They asked why so many coins to which he gave the honest answer of he plays m/c's all day
Next they asked what the key was for, and he said it was for his locker at work
They believed him and let him go
The barstaff had said he was using some sort of wire

Me and a mate of mine got battered by five blokes with bats for taking £30 out of a battle axe a few years ago.
It wasnt the first time we had been there and it wasnt the nicest of boozers but jesus you dont expect that! A simple your barred would have sufficed!

Thumper just a quicker question are you female or male?

Tom

lol
Male. why? Was it you?

Hes male, and likes getting a thump. Hence the name!

lol na its wasn't me. Your avatar made me think you were female thats all. No offense, just jumped the gun mate!! lol

Tom

i take it as a compliment getting banned.
just proves that they are scared of what u can do.
nothing wrong with having a go though when they do.

Right believe me or not, yesterday i was trying
a LAB that was dead, just about 2 leave it 15 down,
when i got a slow down bonus so naturally took my
NR in which the red7's were there, on a 4, .....SUNNY MONEY
! WTF!
i wasnt prepared 2 gamble the '4' but the m/c must
hav fucked up some how!
ended up making £9 in the pub! strange?????

cant believe no one replied 2 this
all that time ago u must take me 4 a lying c**t
eh eddie.................
carribean cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh