Fruit Machine Chat

went to the pictures last night to see the Rocky film,by the way its a bag of toss,anyway,

we called in the boozer next door,as you do and found a pulsation,backing from the off.
2 quid in 1st board all red bar one.nudges were offering a tenner on an 8,so i gambled the features and it gave me find the pea.i wanted to force the bitch but my mate who was going halves didnt have much coin on him so we took the pea,gave 15 quid.

went dead for 4-5 quid, but next board all red again bar 1.
3 nudges no win on a 7 ...gambled feature and took a red hidden riches - paid 20 quid, a few quid after that all green bar 1 red,this was hidden riches,to my amazment after gambling the feature it dropped in the red 1. this did 18 this time.

my mate sat down with the girls.i decided to play on and pumped 8 back in for 4 quid.this went back in and as the 'hold' lit up for the 5th time (skill stop- 99 nudges) my fuckin splitarse came and stood next to me fuckin moaning how ive been stood at the bandit all night,i got distracted missed the skill stop and hit a piss poor 4 nudges just as she arrived. :x :x :x
that was that.i had to go or else i was walking.
fuckin dickhead !! i wish she would keep her nose out .

Not being funny mate but you lost out on a tenner because you weren't talking to your other half, fruitys more important than her then fair enough.

split arse

lol. lol. lol. cant say nothing but lol!!

f**kin splitarse

Heh, where on earth does this phrase come from?

Anyway, one thing I 'never' do, is play the fruits when out with the missus. I just wouldn't feel comfortable, (and I'd think it was plain rude!) and I need to feel comfortable when playing a machine!

Me and my mate had a go in the local earlier just to try and raise a few quid tbh, was playing alright then it took about £11 to get next board, just played it for a bit, offering nowt so he quits, I takes the crap little feature thing to bail out with something, knckouts x7 (£4 amount) first two knockouts, 3 and 4, then about the 5th kcockout £8, screw it, save it for MMM or SZ tonight.

split-arse......... come's from my fave blue comedian, Mr Roy Chubby Brown - i met the guy at Doncaster Dome one year, absolute legend

According to the OED, it means classy or showy - or when used to describe aircraft, "having good manœuvrability."

I hired a Roy Chubby Brown video from the shop about a year ago - my mate assured me he was hilarious, but I've never been so stoney-faced in all my life... he was getting stuck into the French for not supporting the war in Iraq, and I can't remember much about the song, except that he rhymed Iraq with Jacques Chirac. ... now I didn't dislike it cos of his pro-war stance, nor his unsubtle racism - just that it was deeply deeply unfunny. To be fair to my mate, he agreed that it was crap too...

I take it he used to be funny?? (Who the f**k is Alice used to raise a titter).

Not very keen myself. I find taking a shit more entertaining to be honest.

Pulsation ? worst red there is , ive seen people do £160 in this and tops go £10

Disagree, if you had forced out a semi-ready sub zero then your opinion might be different, whoever put 160 in this for one ten pound top, obviously forced from the wrong point.

crosbyrules wrote:Disagree, if you had forced out a semi-ready sub zero then your opinion might be different, whoever put 160 in this for one ten pound top, obviously forced from the wrong point.

Yeah they didnt know how to gamble , he was in a right state .

Just like yourself LukeStar ;-)

Well said

ooo never gamble with the other half its a nightmare fullstop!!

I have told her before.."if i can 100% tell you im going to make £10+ in a short period of time will you let me play?"

She just responds "so fucking what it's £10 get a life"

And she has a point, is it that important?