Fruit Machine Chat

cant believe it
lifes a beach no1
110 in for the 75
lifes a beach no2
130 in for 75
both offered a tenner first or second board
scratching my head over that 1

my luck is shocking on reds

im such a swede head and i hate swede :x

SWEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Stop gambling and you won't lose a thing.

What the fuck is this Swede thing about? I dont get it at all....

It must be a colloquial area dialect thing.....

Still I read Dunhamzz saying in a previous post about screaming "dropping your swede" or something like that, that would be funny to see........I just dont see how Swede relates to the situation lol.


King.

croz even people who dnt gamble kno im a better punter than u r
how much was it in cobra cobana??
u wouldnt last a week goin pro

swede is a term for losing all ur money or most of it
if u come to the norwich/norfolk region u will hear it alot
i even hear mug punters say it!!

Must say i am doing very well off these at the moment

One thing though that is pissing me off, is the amounts i am getting, yet again from the top

Played 3 this week
First one £50 in £80 out
From a £25 top then a £55 thats a new one

Second one £40 in £55 out
From a £25 top then a £30

And finally £50 in £85 out
From FTF red £25 then a £25 top then a £35 top

Fair enough i made good money but when you hit a note after the £25 you think its doing the £50/£75
Only had one bad experience off this so far
£120 in for £25 followed by a £50 after about 2 hours on it

Stil my number one red though

rocket money/top giza defo favs

heheh swwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeede. Class

Think you just got unlucky dan. Were they redding too? Never had to pay anything like that for a top on a LAB. Must be very unlucky.

Matt

dan, people keep saying bout cobra...first board 10er block, 120 later dint get it, and had to go, come back morning after and someone had already done it. even tho i left the pub with it turned off. Being a 'better' punter is nothing to be proud off mate. I think it's hard for anyone to be 'better' than anyone, you either know what you are doing, or you don't. SIMPLE!

LABs notorious for consitent blocks at £15 as well as feature shots on super 6 (or super 7) or giving super 6 on a bonus 7. When playing LAB take your time at choosing your route. - It does make a massive difference if you choose the right one.

E.g. £3.00 offered on nudges, if nudged in you can exchange to 5 steps, but nothings there. Instead carry on gambling on the nudge stack to the exchange there. Its funny as things like this can change your chances at getting further up the board.

To clarify things as well.... i have seen £90s.. £100s... £120s.... £140s, for £75 tops. Can't see how a red can do this... its sick! (Reminds me of the globals!!!!! ) Seen £170 in a stack attack for a £25... and then a £75 after and then dead...this was SS from the off! (Prob end of streak... but when playing it you can't leave it if its SS!)

being a good punter is all disiplin

You mention stack attack, that is defonetly once of the worst but they can roll for 125 (50//75) but yeah, SS first quid 95 for 96 out. Cheers.

As PAR said you do need discpline, and also importantly judgment.
You need to be able to judge when the best times to push and the best times to milk, especially on reds.

If your gonna be down you need to be able to judge what the best walk off point, and not get sucekd into that £20 board

only time ive made a huge loss was when i got a board on stack attack 1st quid nothing there on nugdes all red bar 1 and 230 quid later wahey mega streak for 25 nxt board it came bk 75 nxt board came bk 50

Got well and truly done over by one of these last night

8 fruit steps for £10 offered after £10 in
Great more profit i think

Its full and going red
Costs me £100 for the top gives £25

Then after £30 it gives another top £25 :x it was still red
Another £30 another top £50 still red

£8 in no board walk away £68 down from a well showing LAB
Lost twice on these now but usually they are such great m/c's
They have a very nasty side though

Last week something similar
Red and full from the off, £60 in no top running low on money (amatuer)
Decided to take stuff
Managed to get £70 back

Moral of the story
A top m/c 90% of the time a bas***d the other 10%

stuck a £10 note in lab yesterday,

1st board got to top, £75
next board, got to tenner... thought **** should have taken that!
next board, got to top for £50

still had £4 in credits... WTF????