gamble on a 6 anyone?
What childish comments can I come back with here?????pickareel wrote:i cant see what uve possibly got to be arrogant about
Erm A LIFE
No no must try harder,erm A CAREER
Nah don't earn as much as you lot so erm
Well I'm stumped!! 1st time i've ever been called arrogant.
It must be the fact I've got a woman of 13 years and 3 great and healthy kids with a 4th about to arrive and a Job i'm certain of for life to make sure my kids don't want for nothing, so if that makes me arrogant appolagies to all.
But don't worry Kesh, I understand your just backing up your little Bitch
betchrider wrote:You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
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thecannonball89
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your not stupid now
JG edit: "I can act all stupid now!" "Smash The .................................. Cash"
Weeeeble booofa biff (losing gamble) I hate yellow tens they always go to yellow elevens. Rigged. Ridged. Mc Coys. Run Away by the Real Mc Coy used as feature music on Noel's House Party.
The staff were very rude and there were lots of noisy Germans and young kids splashing about in the pool. All inclusive is a joke as you get watered down beer and vinegary Sangria in plastic beakers, the food is just slops from the sewers. The entertainment consists of a man dressed as a chicken singing in Spanish and exhibiting lewd behaviour to all the uncourteous local staff. The air conditioning was broken so we asked to be switched to the Dom Poncho Laguna Pool 1 block B. If you go to the Aqua Park make sure you buy a fan from the reception, pre book if flying with Direct Tours dot com. Deposits are $18 and there was a cockroach in my hair. My room was situated inside a big speaker with lots of wasps and crazy animation reps with megaphones keeping us awake all night. There was a strange buzzing from the shower. The mini bar is incredibly expensive, so make sure you pack all your vodka before hand. Some chefs were banging pots and pans about at 3am and the airbeds and sunloungers are locked up in a dungeon until nine o'clock. The aquapark facility was full of faeces and the breakfast was just raw pork and salmonella truffles. My husband complained to the manager six times until the towelettes were changed, the toilet paper is too thin and the local bar closed at 5:30pm where we were ordered to transfer to Benidorm playa de los Magrianos. Beware there are lots of jellyfish, but it is the 48th tallest hotel in Europe. There is a monastry in the mountains and a stone which has some historic link to another stone somewhere else which costs 16 Euros by coach or $29.50 Dimes by horse taxi. Don't trade your wife in for camels and make sure the receptionist prints out the boarding passes the day before, we asked for ours at 12 noon, they weren't ready, our luggage smelt of cheese and we had to be catapulted into the aeroplane as we were late for departures. Out tour rep smelt of tobacco and old carpets and sold us a trip on a pirate boat where we were thrown overboard for being too English. Next year we're going to Somalia as it is more luxurious and safer. I'm giving it three stars as there was a girl in tight trousers waiting at reception when we left. If you've got tattoes, drink lager and read the Sun then book now before reservations explode. Price may not include baggage charges, camel transfers, hairy bedsheets or turbulence. Our flight took over twenty hours as we got stuck behind a learner plane doing a three point turn at an altitude of 8,000 metres above a tree. Mortified, Mrs. BS of Royal Tunbridge Wells. There was a Casino 5 Liner and a Monopoly Hot Property on the plane, so I've reduced it to no stars.
JG edit: "I can act all stupid now!" "Smash The .................................. Cash"
Weeeeble booofa biff (losing gamble) I hate yellow tens they always go to yellow elevens. Rigged. Ridged. Mc Coys. Run Away by the Real Mc Coy used as feature music on Noel's House Party.
The staff were very rude and there were lots of noisy Germans and young kids splashing about in the pool. All inclusive is a joke as you get watered down beer and vinegary Sangria in plastic beakers, the food is just slops from the sewers. The entertainment consists of a man dressed as a chicken singing in Spanish and exhibiting lewd behaviour to all the uncourteous local staff. The air conditioning was broken so we asked to be switched to the Dom Poncho Laguna Pool 1 block B. If you go to the Aqua Park make sure you buy a fan from the reception, pre book if flying with Direct Tours dot com. Deposits are $18 and there was a cockroach in my hair. My room was situated inside a big speaker with lots of wasps and crazy animation reps with megaphones keeping us awake all night. There was a strange buzzing from the shower. The mini bar is incredibly expensive, so make sure you pack all your vodka before hand. Some chefs were banging pots and pans about at 3am and the airbeds and sunloungers are locked up in a dungeon until nine o'clock. The aquapark facility was full of faeces and the breakfast was just raw pork and salmonella truffles. My husband complained to the manager six times until the towelettes were changed, the toilet paper is too thin and the local bar closed at 5:30pm where we were ordered to transfer to Benidorm playa de los Magrianos. Beware there are lots of jellyfish, but it is the 48th tallest hotel in Europe. There is a monastry in the mountains and a stone which has some historic link to another stone somewhere else which costs 16 Euros by coach or $29.50 Dimes by horse taxi. Don't trade your wife in for camels and make sure the receptionist prints out the boarding passes the day before, we asked for ours at 12 noon, they weren't ready, our luggage smelt of cheese and we had to be catapulted into the aeroplane as we were late for departures. Out tour rep smelt of tobacco and old carpets and sold us a trip on a pirate boat where we were thrown overboard for being too English. Next year we're going to Somalia as it is more luxurious and safer. I'm giving it three stars as there was a girl in tight trousers waiting at reception when we left. If you've got tattoes, drink lager and read the Sun then book now before reservations explode. Price may not include baggage charges, camel transfers, hairy bedsheets or turbulence. Our flight took over twenty hours as we got stuck behind a learner plane doing a three point turn at an altitude of 8,000 metres above a tree. Mortified, Mrs. BS of Royal Tunbridge Wells. There was a Casino 5 Liner and a Monopoly Hot Property on the plane, so I've reduced it to no stars.
Banter in my eyes.
A bit unlike me to take the piss but I was just in 1 of them moods this afternoon. You now when the wife pisses you off and you know that giving it her back is gonna start WW3 so you let off another way.
A bit unlike me to take the piss but I was just in 1 of them moods this afternoon. You now when the wife pisses you off and you know that giving it her back is gonna start WW3 so you let off another way.
betchrider wrote:You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
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sir ratholer
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Re: gamble on a 6 anyone?
= the sickest part of this post...autonudge wrote: Bar manager tried telling me there was no block
Bored of the grind.