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Re: Honest?

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NoChatter wrote:They say crime doesn't pay but the hours are good,... for a while until you get banged up.
Shame your collar got felt, but maybe you should stop carrying a swag bag around. As you say, do the banking first.
No crime here , honest player not a looter . Im sure there are plenty of players on here who carry an easy 1000+ when travelling...
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Re: Honest?

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shadmun wrote:
NoChatter wrote:They say crime doesn't pay but the hours are good,... for a while until you get banged up.
Shame your collar got felt, but maybe you should stop carrying a swag bag around. As you say, do the banking first.
No crime here , honest player not a looter . Im sure there are plenty of players on here who carry an easy 1000+ when travelling...
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Post by Alpine021 »

wow I thought it was just me....

Get this - I got done for "using a mobile phone to cheat" - I was on the phone to my mum! lol.

So I got the same - empty your pockets. Around £140 in coins and on went the cuffs.

In a cell for about 5 hours with nothing but a blue mat that I think i was supposed to sleep on?

Apparantly they spoke to head of security at Gala casino that confirmed that to the best of their knowledge you couldn't use a phone to cheat. No shit.

Anyway they let me off and a few days later they rang me saying they were going to meet me to give me my money back but I was on a vortex and walked a bit down the road to meet them.

They pulled over and handed me a brown envelope with my money. Can you imagine how that looked? lol.
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Think you should write a comedy sketch on that. It's not funny at all but on many levels (after it has happened) it does sound amusing, especially the brown envelope! Should of caught that on your mobile! :D
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Them Blue mattress type things are horrible, saw one once on a school visit, er....honest.
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Post by silent g »

theyre very hard! lucky your only on them for less than 24 hours.
the prison matteresses are not as bad but are as thin if not thinner and your on those for alot longer than 24 hours lol. toolers beware there are nasty beds waiting!
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You done much "bird"silent??
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Post by gambogaz1 »

He'll do plenty if he ever bumps into Jeff :lol:
You wouldn't think it if you met him though.

Oh and he'll give anyone a run for their money on Dance Stage :wink:
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lol i've heard he likes a bit of a burger challenge.
i'm not too bad on dance stage rofl :o ops:
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Post by silent g »

done a little bit.
got a trial coming up aswell for kicking the shit out of someone and its not looking good for me lol.
and sidewinder has beat me on dancing stage lol didnt expect that!
mmmmmmm i fancey a mc 6 burger lol ( u seen it on youtube lugsy lol)
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yep, seen it on buddyloves(get the f**k in there)page :D
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Wowsers! I'll have to check this burger munching video. I did ten cheeseburgers in 45 minutes once and was a little bit sick.
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Post by Alpine021 »

It is funny looking back but that 5 hours in the cell felt like a week. Had another guy in with me as well and was not in the mood for a conversation at all so that was a bit awkward.

In my interview as well I had to try and explain how I had £140 in coins on me.

without going into too much detail I was just trying to say that machines are on a percentage and that it's pure maths and I think they wished they hadn't asked. just because we are gamblers doesn't mean we are stupid :wink:
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