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why can't they just share a hedge?
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Hard to beleve that crap won the " comidian " top award this year huh :lol: :lol:
&quot wrote: I dont wear trackies neither :roll: smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
&quot wrote:Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
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exactly what i thought matt ,did make me laugh a little though.
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i've found funnier things up my nose.

but 4, 5 and 8 were okay:

• 4) Zoe Lyons - "I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West."

• 5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."

8) Rhod Gilbert - "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."
nobody ever wins on those things.
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liked 4 and 5 too ,5 is so true lol.

sorry don't get 8 :o ops: please explain.
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there is no punchline as such to 8, just observational humour/social comment.
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Yeah i saw that on the news too and thought it wasn't actually that funny really.

Anyone seen a bit more of Stewart Francis recently? He's been about for years, but has become a bit more well know in present times with appearances on british TV and Mock The Week especially.
He's Canadian, and very much in the Tim Vine mould of one liners, but i think he's brilliant!! Stuff like...

'I've often been accused of stealing other comedians jokes. Well, anyone who says that to me can kiss my black ass!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32pq2QycIEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWH5XubGKLA

Class! :D
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Yeah i have seen him before, brilliant :D
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