Go away. We are intelligent pro/amateur/recreational/retired slotters here, we don't need your stupid games that never pay out. SPAM WILL BE DELETED.
If I want to pour my money down the drain, I'll find a f*cking drain and pour my money down it...OK?
Go and PAY for an advert in a magazine you boring moronic spammers, you've ruined the UKFMP with your stupid nonsense and now you're over here.
The most annoying thing. Is.
The 0.01% of the population who obviously take up these spam offers in the first place as if they didn't, there would be no spam. We're not interested in BORING AMERICANISED SLOTS with NO FEATURE. We want RIP PHONES, DIAL REFLEXES, CHEATS 'n TIPS, FLASHES, INVINCIBLES, CLUES, SKILL STOPS, MOVE BACK 3s and MUCH MORE we don't want YEE HAA HICK YANKEE BULLSHIT DYNAMITE MUSIC and $10 a press......get to f*ck! (or at least give us a decent sign up offer that we can bonus whore the hell out of and then leave your tin pot site to rot in Gibraltar.)
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