Fruit Machine Chat

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

1- Remove your lap top from its bag
2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3- Turn on
4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5- Turn on the Internet
6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your
gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7- Take a deep breath and open this site

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

I'd love to try it - is it safe for work and something I could easily 'close' if the boss is approaching?

Yeah, just a rehash of a 9/11 joke (sic).

I wouldn't imagine you get the internet on planes?

In retrospect i don't imagine that it was ever made for people to really use.

Course you get the net on planes... just a wee matter of how much c4 you can fit into a Dell insperation and still make it function to run the count down lol....

Hang on.. theres only 1 man to ask really......


MIKE 90210..... how much plasic fantastic can you fit in a lappy before it starts squdiging out the usb ports?




Oh god.. iv'e just activated at least 7 key words in that post... cue fbi/cia/csa and mrsa baning down my door beacause i said bomb.......