Fruit Machine Chat

Any one tried these bad boys yet?

http://id3.doritos.co.uk/

It's definately Roast Beef, they smell exactly like Roast Beef Monster Munch.

Incidently, someone stabbed me in the neck with both a dorito, and a mccoys crisp. The mccoys inflicted more damage. Just a tip if you find yourself being attacked armed only with a bag of crisps.

I imagine the McCoy did more damage as it is a 'straight' (not the cut of the chip, but the content) potato chip - whereas Doritos are corn based and 'meshed together' to make the triangular shape - hence them breaking easier when a force is applied along the horizontal plane. (Heh!)

I was considering giving these a go, but I was worried that my taste-buds might get assaulted by some seafood based flavour. <yark!>

May well give them a go now, seeing as they appear to be bovine in flavour...

thx for spoiling the fun you arsewipe

I've just had my first taste and I'd say they were more Chipshop Curry!

As an adjunct to this crisp thread, beef flavour Space Raiders resemble the smell of male ejaculate. I'm not sure if I imagined that, maybe it was a dodgy batch, but if anyone can confirm that fact, I'd be greatful. Maybe as a spotty adolescent, you also noticed this bizarre phenomena. If so, please write in.
I'm confident that ejaculate/jizz/sploosh/whizz/bloop is not the ID3 mystery flavour, but it is a useful fact to keep in mind in case Walkers ever do another design your own flavour competition. I mean come on, chilli chocolate vs spunk flavour. Yeah neither is appetising, but chilli chocolate....come on.......ffs

Haha! There's certainly a type of bush (no pun intended!) that smells like gentlemen's relish. It has small red berries on it and tends to grow around walls, etc. Usually flowers in spring. Spafftastic! LOL

Gentleman's relish.
That gets served up at McDonalds from time to time doesn't it?