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Steven Gerrard
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:20 am
by harry2
Hitting someone because he wouldn't pass you a remote control. What an arse.
Honest Harry's odds
Gets off on a technicality 6/4
Fine 4/5
Community Service 6/1
Six months 14/1
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:31 am
by Northern Monkey
H I'll have a 5er on community service- running a few training sessions for underpriviliged kids I reckon.
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:28 pm
by 999329753
Cant believe it got to court. Surely he should have just slipped the guy a few grand and been done with it?
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:55 pm
by Weyland
Whatever he gets, he'd better still be playing this season, I've got him in my fantasy league team.
But I reckon CS too.

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:32 pm
by betchrider
Load of bollocks!Thats an affray in my eyes(and ive seen a few)
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:10 am
by Shaggerty
So I can go into a night club tonight, get pissed up and punch a DJ and get a warning?
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:43 am
by Matt Vinyl
Apaarently...!
Scouse git!
"Eeeem, I only hit him three times, like...!"
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:27 pm
by Mattb
Shaggerty wrote:So I can go into a night club tonight, get pissed up and punch a DJ and get a warning?
Nope, you get 5 years i'm afraid. Special exemption rules apply if you are rich and famous, i wouldn't be surprised if Gerrard decked someone with a claw hammer and gave them brain damage and just got a tap on the wrist. Thug.
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:12 am
by GaryChandler
you wouldn't get 5 years for punching someone?
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:30 am
by 2 down for the melons
GaryChandler wrote:you wouldn't get 5 years for punching someone?
no..unless it was manslaughter, u know, punch!!, hits head, kinda thing!!
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:51 pm
by MoterWayServiceMan
at the end of the day hes just a kid off the street int he. i say give him a pat on the back!
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:55 pm
by thecannonball89
5years lol, you might get 5years for shooting him.
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:09 pm
by kingzilla
Ok lets look at the example this so called ROLE MODEL has set, it is fine to go somewhere and twat someone who you say looked as though they were going to hit you. oh i ment ok to twat them 3 times.
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:23 pm
by harry2
It's taken twenty years to shed Harry Enfields permed , moustachioed shell-suited scally stereotype only for this twat to let down the whole of Merseyside.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7VspOs3Qt0