Very well, if I manage to avoid the sexplorationists, then I will die
Monday, October 28, 2052
whilst having sex as well apparently.
So may as well hand in my moderatorship for that date. Anyone want to moderate from October 29, 2052 onwards?
<table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px sans-serif; background-color: white;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background: white; color: black; padding: 5px;"><b style="font: bold 20px serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;">How will I die?[/b] <div style="font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 4px;">Your Result:
You will die while having sex.</div><div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black;"><div style="width: 86%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"></div></div><p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;">Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny.</p></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">You will die in a nuclear holocaust.</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 72%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"></div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">You will die in a car accident.</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 62%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"></div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">You will be murdered.</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 58%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"></div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">You will die from a terminal illness.</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 51%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"></div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">You will die in your sleep.</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 46%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"></div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">You will die of boredom.</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 45%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"></div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">You will die while saving someone's life.</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 32%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"></div></div></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 8px;">
How will I die?
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How will I die?
Your Result: You will die while having sex.
Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny.
Result Breakdown:
86% You will die while having sex.
72% You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
62% You will die in a car accident.
58% You will be murdered.
51% You will die from a terminal illness.
46% You will die in your sleep.
45% You will die of boredom.
32% You will die while saving someone's life.
Quiz URL:
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