When/How will YOU die?

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When/How will YOU die?

Post by jpfuk »

Please take a min to do these 2 short fills... see your destany lol.....


Reply with picks to the site if poss lol......



First off.. How YOU WILL DIE...



http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_will_i_die


:lol: :lol: :lol: lovin the way i'm meeting me maker.....


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Now what age.......


http://www.deathclock.com/



Cant be arsed to load the little pick the give but I will be 65.. [ yeah right ]

OR IN.... 1,242,475,601.. seconds from this post...




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&quot wrote: I dont wear trackies neither :roll: smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
&quot wrote:Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
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Post by JG »

Apparently, I'm going to die like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THBe0DoH ... A&index=19


followed by

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXGuJO_7 ... A&index=20




Anyone tried this at home?

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Post by jpfuk »

Nob JG lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do the links ffs :roll: :roll: :roll: 8)
&quot wrote: I dont wear trackies neither :roll: smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
&quot wrote:Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
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Post by JG »

Very well, if I manage to avoid the sexplorationists, then I will die

Monday, October 28, 2052

whilst having sex as well apparently.




So may as well hand in my moderatorship for that date. Anyone want to moderate from October 29, 2052 onwards?

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Faulty html code. Probably not got my proxy BB code set to Javascript plus, that's why it looks like that. Plaintext.

How will I die?
Your Result: You will die while having sex.
Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny.
Result Breakdown:
86% You will die while having sex.
72% You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
62% You will die in a car accident.
58% You will be murdered.
51% You will die from a terminal illness.
46% You will die in your sleep.
45% You will die of boredom.
32% You will die while saving someone's life.
Quiz URL: http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_will_i_die
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Post by Shaggerty »

Jpfuk: Love the spelling of 'Will' in your google search bar. :P;p;
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100% i will die tring to find some good stuff to play where i am
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Post by jpfuk »

[quote="Shaggerty"]Jpfuk: Love the spelling of 'Will' in your google search bar. :P]



Whas pissed :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
&quot wrote: I dont wear trackies neither :roll: smart G-star jeans, lacoste t shirt and ted baker jacket all worth about £1.98 for the lot?
&quot wrote:Harder?? you must be joking im doing 300 viagra a day no fuss. SICKKKKK RAISEEEEEE M8
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