Fruit Machine Chat

I'd love to climb inside a fruit machine and lurk there until somebody plays it, then I'd annouce in a robotic voice "I has all your monies now - be gone!" Then I'd beep a few times and maybe poke my tongue out of the coin slot.

This would be great fun in a sea-side arcade to scare all the little pikey bastards who hang around waiting for fools to fill up the machines before muscling in.

Are you clinicaly insaine?... Or recovering from some kind of mid teen crises?


Though saying that, I did laugh at the thought of your post....


Pikey bastards ..... you wanna come to Southend mate and shout that out, Ud'e never be seen again lol....




Now that would be entertainment.......

manky_paws wrote:I'd love to climb inside a fruit machine and lurk there until somebody plays it, then I'd annouce in a robotic voice "I has all your monies now - be gone!" Then I'd beep a few times and maybe poke my tongue out of the coin slot.

ROFL! Made my day that did.

manky_paws wrote:I'd love to climb inside a fruit machine and lurk there until somebody plays it, then I'd annouce in a robotic voice "I has all your monies now - be gone!" Then I'd beep a few times and maybe poke my tongue out of the coin slot.

This would be great fun in a sea-side arcade to scare all the little pikey bastards who hang around waiting for fools to fill up the machines before muscling in.

I have'nt laughed like that for a while..brilliant!