Fruit Machine Chat

Get down to your local Asda for 8 bottles of bulmers pear - the larger bottles - for £5. Plus £2 per bottle for fruit Jacques so all in all bring on the credit crunch. £50 has got me enough cider to sink a battleship!!!!!!!!!!

You have NO idea what enough cider is....... But cheers for the post, will go to asda tomoz too check out the Bullmers..

great offer that!

so how much cider is enough then? a very large beaker? a bath full? a common or garden swimming pool sploshing over the sides? a medium sized reservoir topped right up with your favourite tipple? an area equal in volume to Uranus?

10 pints at a worzels gig followed by a sweaty warm kebab,a chance meeting with moby dick, loud semi-melodious swearing in the street ,falling over ,getting up ,falling over once more,dragging oneself up again with fresh aromatic mud smeared all over your face and now urine saturated jeans. repeated attempts by a very patient officer of the law to calm you down and send you on your way back home to your cider shrine. both arms yanked up awkwardly behind your back whilst several policeman restrain you sufficiently for a large cable tie to put round your wrists ,a generous squirt of pepper spray just coz they can, before being bundled into the back of the van.unconsciousness welcomes you with loving tenderness.

awoken abruptly ,ticked off ,charged with various minor public order offences and bailed .

splitting headache ,covered in filth,the taste of stale vomit in your mouth ,severe gut rot and stools flimsier than the ones used in those old M.G.M western bar brawls.

that is enough cider.





cider.............................ooohhhhhhh,arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Suppose that pretty much sums ut up