Fruit Machine Chat

Barrings. Beatings. Beratings. All negative.

Any positive stories out there of friendly cheer and good spirit when going around as an AWPist?

.....MAKES ME WISH I HAD THREE HANDS!!


Jg edit: Is that the trible breasted whore from Erotica VI? Or are there more triple breasted women out there that I've yet to meet?

First thing i thought mate



Get your ass to Mars!

or two cocks.

or two cocks.

Like your thinking!!!

As for the main topic - yes, there's one pub in Gravesend where the landlord actually loves it when I do well on the machines - always offering drinks and stuff and waiting to change up any coinage. A rare find, no doubt!

I've got a brilliant gaffer to, he is slightly intimidating to look at (Black and quite stocky) i remember bumping into a couple of lads from up North that told be they did'nt want to go in there because the gaffer looks mean, but hes sound as a pound, even after his Paragon got emptied he was still fine, wish they was all like him.

i doubt he would welcome me with open arms though scot













oh and erm ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, consider that a divorce

I'm sure he'd let you back in mate, he's a big softy.

Extreme Eddie wrote:I'm sure he'd let you back in mate, he's a big softy.

that must be skandalz bar?


oh and erm............ 'get ready for a surprise'

Sure is Skandalz.





And i can't think of any more Total Recall quotes ops:

Extreme Eddie wrote:Sure is Skandalz.





And i can't think of any more Total Recall quotes ops:

players tip ,google 'quotes from total recall'




erm.........'if i'm not me then who da hell am i'?