Fruit Machine Chat

Lovely bank holiday weather. What's everyone up to?

Playing machines, sunbathing, doing a bit of weeding, cleaning the cars, going for a bike ride? Going out for lunch? Staying in? What's happening?

work :x

My brothers missus had a little girl yesterday so went to see her, and now going to enjoy the football, before another night out tonight, 3rd night running.

Still on top up from last night I think, going to a family BBQ in an hour for yet more Ale!!! Gonna be rough in the morning f'sure :P

Today. Ironing, gardening,poker, football, pub, sleep.

CrosbyRules wrote:My brothers missus had a little girl yesterday so went to see her, and now going to enjoy the football, before another night out tonight, 3rd night running.

going to chillout with a few beers , then a few more
congrats on the new member of your family cosby , i think that calls for wetting the babies head

indeed it does mate, just not today, 2 nights has done me in, just had a sneaky can of magners and it tastes awful haha

I caught the sun today.... got Panda Eyes!

actually had one of those ,,,,,,,, cant do owt right,once every 3 months, no matter what i tried , was inevitable im gonna go home wanked days lol .


£130 DOWN ------------ arrrggggggggg


wtf lol

still the weather is fab , and the girls are out n about wearing next to fuck all mmmm

could/should have sat on a bench with an ice cream/bottle of pop in the city centre , watching the women go by . ...... would have cost less grrr.


roll on the summer .

Yep no playing for me today, just seems like a complete sin to punt when its cloudless and like 23c outside. A nice expensive round of golf for me - superb

+ although i made good money , on my brum run yesterday ,

hows this for bad luck ,

i usually pop in brum airport as part of my brum route , just for a quick jp out the cabin fever , (there is a grand blaster cash in there as well , dont know if it 10p *u*** **l** ) (wouldnt waste my time , ) ,,,,,,,, even if it does , the car park charges £1 for the first 15 mins , £1 for the second 15 mins ,,,,,,,, then ,,,,,,, wait for it ,,,,,,, £5 every 15mins after ,,,, yup , £20 an hour ..... good luck ,


anyhow some regional operations manager called nick moutnay (named and shamed on fruitchat wanker) from a shitty small company called gamegrid ltd bournemouth bh1 1br.

barred me wtf .

he watched me hit the jp , and immediately came up with the lame excuse to ask if i had got a boarding pass , he said if i hadn't got one , i had to leave , yet there was 6 or 7 more people in there , that he didn't approach , i argued the toss but he threatened security , i took his name tag and rang his company , who said all complaints have to be submitted in writing yadda yadda bolocks , ,,,,,,, little shit , ,,,,,,, now although im a big lad , those who know me will tell you im the most laid back un confrontational bloke in the world , but this jumped up little jobsworth prick would have got a slap if he was outside away from airport security , makes my blood boil when you get barred for playing legal.


anyway named and shamed wanker ,,,,,, 01202438400 is there head office number if anyone feels like giving them some inventive shit.

Ah!! Might be worth me hopping over on the old Bmi Baby monorail from Houv station and clearing up then. I'll watch out for twatface as well.
On second thoughts that CF dead more often than not and GBC?> thought that had gone ages ago.

Mountain climbing for me, was great. Suprised Newcy went down! only just found out

Me completely birched. Ale is going down well though!!

trayhop123 wrote:+ although i made good money , on my brum run yesterday ,

hows this for bad luck ,

i usually pop in brum airport as part of my brum route , just for a quick jp out the cabin fever , (there is a grand blaster cash in there as well , dont know if it 10p *u*** **l** ) (wouldnt waste my time , ) ,,,,,,,, even if it does , the car park charges £1 for the first 15 mins , £1 for the second 15 mins ,,,,,,,, then ,,,,,,, wait for it ,,,,,,, £5 every 15mins after ,,,, yup , £20 an hour ..... good luck ,


anyhow some regional operations manager called nick moutnay (named and shamed on fruitchat wanker) from a shitty small company called gamegrid ltd bournemouth bh1 1br.

barred me wtf .

he watched me hit the jp , and immediately came up with the lame excuse to ask if i had got a boarding pass , he said if i hadn't got one , i had to leave , yet there was 6 or 7 more people in there , that he didn't approach , i argued the toss but he threatened security , i took his name tag and rang his company , who said all complaints have to be submitted in writing yadda yadda bolocks , ,,,,,,, little shit , ,,,,,,, now although im a big lad , those who know me will tell you im the most laid back un confrontational bloke in the world , but this jumped up little jobsworth prick would have got a slap if he was outside away from airport security , makes my blood boil when you get barred for playing legal.


anyway named and shamed wanker ,,,,,, 01202438400 is there head office number if anyone feels like giving them some inventive shit.

What a coincidence!!! i actually got barred from the A6 services Saturday, they sent the bloke in from the cafe part and he told me that GameGrid did'nt want me playing there machines, he pointed to the very same phone number and said i need to ask for Ian, i did try ringing but just got the answer phone, looks like GameGrid are keeping an eye out.

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