Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2009 4:36 am**

...walks into a library, and asks for a book on penalties. The librarian turns round and says 'Fuck off, you aint getting one!'

:x

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2009 7:01 am**

Very good!

Stumbled accross this earlier which made my morning

Ive never seen such a dangerous looking wasp!

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2009 10:25 pm**

I was looking for Chelsea on my sat nav

Apparentley its only 2 minutes from Rome

A Chelsea fan...