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Posted: **Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:11 pm**

swine flu

Posted: **Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:15 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:17 pm**

Class!

Top of the school!

Posted: **Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:42 pm**

Why dont they just give all the victims of swine flu oinkments?

Posted: **Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:00 pm**

Must admit 'HAM' really worried

Posted: **Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:20 pm**

I might por-cine myself of sick for a few months...

Posted: **Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:30 pm**

Enough now, its becoming quite BOAR-ing

Posted: **Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:09 am**

I've got nothing to be worried about. I bought this miracle vaccine (a swine stopper) from a bloke on Peckham market.

Had quite a good market stall he did....can't remember his name, what was it now?

Oh well, never mind eh?

Posted: **Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:44 am**

This is how it gets spread.

Posted: **Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:56 am**

Posted: **Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:14 pm**

Wow, that is one serious set of funbags!

I notice that Tony Hart is also taking a keen interest in the incorrect proportion of Penis-to-Pig...

Posted: **Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:04 pm**

Stock up

Posted: **Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:38 pm**

Posted: **Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:52 pm**

Well, i tried to ring the swine flu hotline earlier......all i got was a load of crackling!

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i didn't think pigs could fly but then

i didn't think pigs could fly but then