New Wedding Shoes

[harry2]

Camilla Parker Bowles� bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding to Charles, which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, �'Charles, darling, please help remove my shoes...... my feet are killing me.' Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge. 'Harder!' yelled Camilla. 'Harder?' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!' 'Come on, Give it all you've got.' she cried. Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, �'There. Oh, God, that feels so good! 'In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, 'See? �I told you with a face like that, she had to still be a virgin!' Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, �'Oh, God, darling. This one's even tighter!' At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, �'That's my boy, once a Navy man, always a Navy man.'

[999329753]

Camilla goes to the Queen and says ' Every time I suck Charles' cock I get acid indigestion'. The Queen replies, ' have you tried Andrews?'

[betchrider]

Elton John is to do a tribute song following Jade Goodys death just like he did for Princess Diana......."Cancer in the minge"is expected to reach number one!!

[Mr McStreak]

I hear that there is now more than one leaning tower in Italy....

[trayhop123]

charles was giving a speech at hull city football club , and appeared to be wearing a dead fox on his head ,


when asked why , he said , i told mummy i was going to hull city football club , and i distinctly heard her say " wear the fox hat ''

[Scott]

Took me a few reads (i'm half pissed) but i got it in the end