Fruit Machine Chat

Morning everyone, my sister has a newfoundland pup which is 8 weeks old. It looks like a bear, and loves to whine and bark at stupid o'clock in the morning, which is why i'm up at this ungodly hour.

She's sat at my feet now, having a nibble on one of my toes.

Bloody nuisance.

Tell your sister to stop nibbling your toes

Gah, I'm an exceedingly light sleeper too - neighbouring dogs always seem to want to have 'debates' at arse-o'clock in the morning when I've got to be up early.

Yeah me too, get woken up almost every day by the w@nkers at the Travelodge next door getting their linen delivered...caution, vehicle is reversing! Not on zopiclone anymore tho which did a good job getting me thru it.

The problem round my way is foxes - screeching and yowling at every after-dark opportunity they can find.

And then they poop on the pavement for good measure.