Fruit Machine Chat

Watch Out For This Scam

Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones.

While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their' mark' (or intended target) with a show of friendliness, the fourth -- the eldest -- sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle through his or her pockets and purses or bags for any valuables being carried.

The picture attached shows the gang in operation.

i'm trying so hard to quote a witty remark... but i'm stummped.. so i'll just carry on being my normal self...


Erm...trafic lights?.....

All you need jpfuk, is to think of a crap pun about ducks and away you go.

Please don't let us down. Eider be really disappointed.

Now, that is what's known as getting well and truly ducked over! I rest my case, Mallard...

On Anatidae, I'd have come up with something a lot better than that!

i thought it was a goose.

I couldn't muster up any goose-based punnery...

Are they robbing to fund their quack habbits?

Related to Steve Seagull apparently.

betchrider wrote:Are they robbing to fund their quack habbits?

superb

Thats a classic Betch, bravo.

I thought i'd have a gander at this topic....i wish i hadn't! If i'd scrolled feather down the page i'd have missed it. It's had its beak now anyway and can only go downhill.

thats fowl

Looks like her wallet is out for a duck.

You lot are quackers.

why dont you just duck off