Fruit Machine Chat

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I'm guilty of drinkin just about all from summerfields 22% voddie to real ale 9% per pint " smash your face in missing the step into the shower and go thru the screen.. thus spendig 4 days in hospital being monitored and stiched up " lmfao "

But my fave is fosters.. failing that, i'm kinda loving the frenchy imports im on atm..Biere de France... cheap as chips and dose what it says on the tin.... Altough there bottles.... pmsl....

Hmm, difficult one this - my staple would be Fosters, although just recently, I've been moving over to the 'local' bitter side...

Always a sucker for a 'crisp' cider, though...

Sambuca is my evil addiction at the minute. Something inside after about 4-5 pints triggers the urge.
Infact I've got half a bottle in the kitchen screaming out my name right now

Lager for me. My favourite is Heineken.

A friend once told me you can't be an alcoholic if you only drink beer. He's dead now sadly from cirrhosis of the liver.

Anyway, I'm away to get a few beers. I'll doubtless be back here later on!

give me JD or clones (old samuel fits the bill) any time.
3 or 4 bottles of cava a week plus a couple of bottles of vodka is standard, nowt too excessive.

buds or carlsberg if out. maybe s few jd's too.

Went to buy a 6 pack of Magners earlier... FUCKIN £7.67..... ouch.....

I almost fell over.. but that is Summerfield prices... cheeky twats, if it wernt for me they would have closed that store last crimbo.... Think theyed give me a discount.......

But NOOOOOOO.. lets make the only guy in Rochford that has single handedly paid the entire staff wages over the last year pay full price......

CABBAGES........ i've wound my self up now.. so a beer is in order and then a tune....

have to gracefully bow out of this one lads ,,,,,,,, never drank smoked or done any form of drugs ever ever ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

"you boring twat , with ya j20" argghhhh


i know but im good as the designated driver :P

Never drank smoked or done drugs in your whole life???

I have although i do not smoke now and havent for 10 yrs!I will sup owt when im out and save a bottle of Bacardi in the freezer for when i come home from being on the lash(which isn't very often since the arrival of Ben)

gambogaz1 wrote:Sambuca is my evil addiction at the minute. Something inside after about 4-5 pints triggers the urge.
Infact I've got half a bottle in the kitchen screaming out my name right now

If you like lager, try pouring a shot (or 2!) into a pint - best drink ever!
Best with Fosters, but works with Carlsberg and Becks Vier just as good.
never tried it with Coors but its absolutely foul with Carling though.

re lagers: carling in a carling glass from a good pub can be a pleasure. and you are investing in the economy. i'd sooner drink water than carlsberg, stella etc. imo we should all buy british wherever it is sensible.

GaryChandler wrote:Never drank smoked or done drugs in your whole life???

I can vouch for that, its great stuff falling out somewhere and getting a lift home after a good nite



I drink Buds mostly (but they have to be ice cold, if i wanted a warm drink i'd ask for a coffee :x ) also i don't mind Fosters/Carling but i find it varies in taste so much, some of it is undrinkable, my local club does brilliant Carling Cold.

Hmm... Fosters.. " the amber nectar" brewed and distributed from the uk....Carling... well lets not go there. Stella.... not overly sure where thats from.. [ France obv ] but meens nowt tbh.... as i dont drink it or beat my wife to a bloody pulp.. lmao

I did a 2 year stint behind a bar 14 or so years ago... and kinda made a home mix Mosco Mule before it was bottled lmao..

Vodka... ginger ale and a shot of the ever deadly agonstra bitter... went down a storm... till smirnoff releast the real deal... then i had to leave as i was accused of causing cronic dihorreah and blindness....... GITS...

ANY HOW.. i'm pissed as a twatt who never really had any conception of what year they were sent to Rampton.......


TIME FOR MUSIC ...lmfao

jpfuk wrote: dihorreah

brave effort.

sorry to be such a snob, Harry, kick me please.

I like a real ale. Not too chilled either.