Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:01 pm**

who is the one with conspiracy theories on here?

one of my press contacts has suggested that the whole fritzl thing in austria is a cover-up. i'm ghoulishly fascinated by this.
sorry krampusch, you've been trumped. is there something really weird going on in that country?

Posted: **Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:05 pm**

That's a pretty wild conspiracy.

What possible evidence / motive is there?

Posted: **Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:13 pm**

not sure. but there is something about a travel agent who the guards allowed in the cell for a chat with fritzl. it is not like he is booking a week in the algarve. admittedly this is probably chinese whispered by the time it got to me.

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:32 am**

Cardinal Sin wrote:That's a pretty wild conspiracy.

What possible evidence / motive is there?

yes it is

none / none

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:46 am**

MikeJ82 (I think?!) Certainly interesting though...

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:11 pm**

You could always say he was a good father ! How many parents know where their kids are all of the time ?

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:53 pm**

Where is Mike 82 anyhow?....I wanted to know what a " shoe bomber " was... Some one with a great dislike for Dolcies?

Anyway, back to the man..if you can call him that, of the moment.. Mr Pretzl..

I wont bore you all with my opinion, as it's no doubt highly offencive and semi retarded... but.... I find it all a bit too far feched tbh... 24 years.. undiscovered... his wife new nothing of it!!.. 7 kids, 3 of which were also stashed in the cellar, along with his daughter... a holiday to Thiland and no one made the effort to kick open the door and have it on thier toes to the nearest cop shop.....

There was for sure some inhuman behavour going on in that house..and the guy may well be the first person publically exicuted in Austria since Adolf took offence to his right hand man using his left hand and shot him on tv....

But it seems just TOO extreme..... for too long a period tbh..

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:36 pm**

jpfuk wrote:I wont bore you all with my opinion, as it's no doubt highly offencive and semi retarded... but.... I find it all a bit too far feched tbh... 24 years.. undiscovered... his wife new nothing of it!!.. 7 kids, 3 of which were also stashed in the cellar, along with his daughter... a holiday to Thiland and no one made the effort to kick open the door and have it on thier toes to the nearest cop shop.....

Agreed. Very difficult to believe.
Presumably his wife has VERY absorbing, and noisy, hobbies.

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:33 pm**

Theyve just released another week of Elizabeth Fritzls diary:

MONDAY-Stayed in.Dad came down and fucked me.

TUESDAY-Stayed in. Dad fucked me.

WEDNESDAY-Stayed in. Dad fucked me doggy style!

THURSDAY-Stayed in.Dad fired on my face.

FRIDAY-Stayed in.Dad made me go on top.

SATURDAY-Stayed in.Dad fucked me up the arse.

SUNDAY-Went to watch Man u/Liverpool,wish i'd fuckin stayed in!!

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:16 pm**

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:31 am**

look the guy said sorry ffs.. thats enough surely ..

dad you repeatedly raped me for 24 years killed my/our kids and never shown me daylight .... well dad??? well !!!

Sorry Duck...

no worries dad fancy a fuck ?

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:32 pm**

Elizabeth Fritzl attended court this morning having eaten a full cooked breakfast. Somebody should have told her she still had daddies sauce around her mouth!!!

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:38 pm**

this thread should be locked ,having said that i found these bad taste jokes very funny ,especially the one just above