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Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:42 pm**

It's Friday's poll. Please be honest...

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:49 pm**

Sorry, might be being a bit thick, but whats the actual question?

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:51 pm**

Sorry. I should have made myself clear.

Karen Matthews. Would you?

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:55 pm**

yeah, why not?

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:59 pm**

I've given this some serious thought mate, and to be perfectly honest the answer is yes. Yes I would bang her.

Several times, over the head, with a sturdy aluminium baseball bat.

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:35 pm**

LOL... not even after a few beers!

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:52 pm**

i wouldn't touch her with BigV's.

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:08 pm**

i would whack the back out of her with hrk's

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:08 pm**

Chortle. Who was it used the phrase "I'd kick her back door in anytime" ?....

Maybe this will help sway your opinion...

Amazingly she's only 32 years old.

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:10 pm**

32 dog years lol

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:13 pm**

Grotesque, she's got a face like a bag of smashed crabs.

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:19 pm**

hehe, she is pretty messy...

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:10 pm**

C'mon chaps. Play fair. She might have a face like a sack of dropped spanners, but deep down she could be a really beautiful person.

If she hadn't drugged and imprisoned her own daughter for financial gain that is.

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:14 pm**

Now, bulldogs licking piss off of thistles tend to look slightly more appealing. The 48 year old that flashed her boobs at me today also looked more appealing. Having said that, a bag of spanners might be quite fun!!!

Posted: **Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:21 pm**

three people said they would want to hang out of the back of that.

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