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Karen Matthews. Yes or No?

Yes please
5
38%
No thanks
7
54%
I never watch the news. Who is Karen Matthews?
1
8%
 
Total votes: 13

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If you thought McStreak's joke below was bad...

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It's Friday's poll. Please be honest...
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Post by HornyNick »

Sorry, might be being a bit thick, but whats the actual question?
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Post by Cardinal Sin »

Sorry. I should have made myself clear.

Karen Matthews. Would you?
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Post by HornyNick »

yeah, why not?
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Post by Mr McStreak »

I've given this some serious thought mate, and to be perfectly honest the answer is yes. Yes I would bang her.
















Several times, over the head, with a sturdy aluminium baseball bat.
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LOL... not even after a few beers!
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i wouldn't touch her with BigV's.
nobody ever wins on those things.
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i would whack the back out of her with hrk's
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Post by Cardinal Sin »

Chortle. Who was it used the phrase "I'd kick her back door in anytime" ?....

Maybe this will help sway your opinion...

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Amazingly she's only 32 years old.
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32 dog years lol
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Grotesque, she's got a face like a bag of smashed crabs.
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hehe, she is pretty messy...
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Post by Cardinal Sin »

C'mon chaps. Play fair. She might have a face like a sack of dropped spanners, but deep down she could be a really beautiful person.

If she hadn't drugged and imprisoned her own daughter for financial gain that is.
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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Now, bulldogs licking piss off of thistles tend to look slightly more appealing. The 48 year old that flashed her boobs at me today also looked more appealing. Having said that, a bag of spanners might be quite fun!!! ;)
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three people said they would want to hang out of the back of that.
nobody ever wins on those things.
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