Spam of the day!

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:49 am

Money is tight, times are hard. Christmas is over. Time to get a new Watch!

They read my mind again!

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:55 am

i've had numerous emails from unofficial stockists of high quality "copies"
myself. what i really ,really want is one with noels face on

HornyNick · Post by **HornyNick** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:15 am

I NEVER get junk mails!
The secret is to have 2 email accounts, one for family/friends etc and for LEGIT sites that wont sell yr email on.

The other for all the dodgy ones that u know will, or sites you are "testing out" as it were. The only reason to access this account is to grab activation codes. There must be 1000s of junk mails in that account of mine by now but I never had 1 in my main account!

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:22 am

I turned my spam filter off as it was too officious. mail from talksport, job applications and even mail from no 10 downing street were filtered out.
Now i can get fake rolex, bestiality, and free viagra all with one click of my mouse. i will never be lonely again!
If this is the new world order log me on!

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:34 am

steveseagull wrote:even mail from no 10 downing street [was] filtered out.
Now i can get fake rolex, bestiality, and free viagra all with one click of my mouse. i will never be lonely again!
If this is the new world order log me on!

Didn't know the PM was interested in that sort of thing!

Figures though.

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:37 am

Check out this site which takes advantage of scammers...we should start a fruitchat scambaiting scam, would be class.

Also check out the trophy room, the pictures are hilarious.

http://www.419eater.com/

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:47 am

Omg just looking thru the new pics, lololol at this one![/img]

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:13 pm

Check out da bling!

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:06 pm

Here's the latest:

If there is one thing Alicia loves, it is dogs.
If there are two thing she loves, they are dogs and animal sex.
If there are THREE things Alicia loves, they are dogs, animal sex, and a BIG DOG DICK RIGHT IN HER ASS!

In my humble opinion, Alicia needs to broaden her horizons a little...

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:42 pm

New fruit machine idea !

http://www.spam.com/eatSpam/varieties.aspx

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:02 pm

Luverly Spam!

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:32 pm

Is Your Colon Weighing You Down?

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:54 pm

Gal gets nailed with bucket on her head. elbow

That must be VERY "niche" porn...

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:36 am

Sincere regards
Mr. Yeboah Frank [yeboafrank0012@superposta.com]

To: xxxxxxxxxxxxx

From: The Manager
International Commercial Bank Ghana
First Light Branch
Accra, Ghana.

Attn ear

I got your contact during my search on the Internet. My name is Mr. Yeboa Frank. I am the manager of the International Commercial Bank Ghana, First Light Branch. I am a Ghanaian married with two kids. I am writing to solicit your assistance in the transfer of US$7,550.000.00.This fund is the excess of what my branch in where I am the manager made as profit during the last year.

I have already submitted an approved End of the Year report for the year 2006 to my Head Office here in Accra and they will never know of this Excess. I have since then, placed this amount of US$ 7,550.000.00 on a SUSPENCE ACCOUNT without a beneficiary.

As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account. I intend to part 30% of this fund to you while 70% shall be for me.

I do need to stress that there are practically no risk involved in this. It's going to be a bank-to-bank transfer. All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund. If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response. You can also contact me on email yeboafrank0012@yahoo.com or telephone number 00233248687988.Hoping to hear from you soonest.

With regards,
Mr.Frank Yeboah

All seems very safe and above board, looks like the drink are on me!

barneybear · Post by **barneybear** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:48 am

Dear Sir/Madam, We are in search of company representatives in the United States,canadaand the UK.This project has been developed in a way not to affect yourpresent job nor bring you any form of stress but in order to you work forus. A U Ventures is a company thats deals in the production and suppliesof Assorted African fabrics,Leather products , women fashions , cloths ,shoes , hand bags cosmetics and various clothing materials,Recently Itcame to my knowledge that there are a lot of lapses in handling fundscoming from our clients in the USA,Canada and UK which come in forms ofCashiers checks,Company checks and Money Orders which are not readilycashable outside the United States,Canada and UK,So we need someone in theUS ,Canada and UK to work as our representatives and assist us inprocessing the payments from our various clients which come in onweekly,monthly and annual basis. In order to process our payment from ourclients.All you need to do is receive these payments from our clients incountry,get it deposited at your bank for 24hours,Cash it after 24hoursthen deduct your percentage( 15% of eachpayment). We require you to send the following details: Your Full Names:Your Residence address:City:State:Zipcode:Your work address:City:State:Zipcode:Phone or fax numbers :Home email address:Work email address:Your Age and Current Occupation:HOW MANY BANK ACCOUNTS & NAME OF BANKS DO YOU HAVE?ANNUAL INCOME:HAVE YOU BEEN CONVICTED OF ANY CRIME?BEFORE:...........................................IF YES,WHAT IS THECRIME?..................................................................................Your Gender: You are therefore required to revert back to us by responding to thisemail with the above information. I want to ASSURE you that this is notanother HOAX and your information is safe with us, we are for real and youcan always back out should you opt to but i know it will never come tothat. Hope to hearfrom you soon. Warmest Regards,Engr.Anthony Greene A,Managing directorA U Ventures.Office address:Liberte 4 Villa No 5223 , Dakar ,Dakar , Senegal 17342 Senegal .

Cloths anyone?