Fruit Machine Chat

Apolgies for tainting this forum with this muck. Just back in from the pub to find that Ulrika won it. The UK needs to take a long hard look at itself.

Verne wins - he gets a couple of new films spread over a year plus GMTV and Sunday Night Project.

Coolio wins - Gangsta's Paradise is re-released, one more new song after that bombs and then he's back into nothingness again.

But no, its Ulrika. Here comes a chat show, multiple tv appearances and a Saturday night tv show for this talentless shagger. Plus extensive "exclusive" News of the World / Sun coverage.

Credit Crunch? Recession? Well at least we've got Ulrika to see us through it.

I only watch a bit of Kyle these days

Ulrika, talentless? A qualified weathergirl i will have you know!!!

I would still put some high pressure into her low front.



But, alas, restraining orders prohibit this again

Didn't watch it in all fairness, Ulrika Johnson -

i) four children with four seperate fathers
ii) numerous marriages
iii) countless affairs with married men
iv) allegation of rape which destroyed a presenters career (smug tw@t he may have been)
v) saggy tits

I guess you can say I don't like her.

Apparantly she smuggled in a mobile phone into the house up her bum and when it started to hurt she paid a visit to the diary room. She explained the situation to Big Brother but recieved no sympathy as we all know she's had an Ericsson up her bum many, many times. :P :P :P

ulrika was the best fuck in showbusiness once upon a time.....

A fucking sham, most human beings who ring the show are not stupid, prob. if the producer of the show doesn't get on with murdoch & his cronies, then maybe a phone fixing scam will be published in the trash mags

jeffvickers wrote:A fucking sham, most human beings who ring the show are not stupid ..

Surely this is a blatent contradiction in terms!