Fruit Machine Chat

I'll start off with a few:-

1. Why are there odd shoes in the central reservation of motorways/dual carraigeways??

2. Why do people steal the locks from pub toilet doors?

3. Has anyone ever seen someone change a lightbulb on a street/road light?

4. Does anyone know someone who has ever used Park & Ride??

I used the park and ride in York last week
Very impressive service and much easier than city centre parking

(Machines were good as well !)

sir ratholer wrote:I'll start off with a few:-

1. Why are there odd shoes in the central reservation of motorways/dual carraigeways??

2. Why do people steal the locks from pub toilet doors?

3. Has anyone ever seen someone change a lightbulb on a street/road light?

4. Does anyone know someone who has ever used Park & Ride??

1. What did you think one legged people did with the spare one?

2. They get kicked off.

3. Yes. Cherrypicker required.

4. Yes.

Next!

aaamusements.co.uk wrote:

sir ratholer wrote:
2. Why do people steal the locks from pub toilet doors?

2. They get kicked off.

Lol ok then, why do they get kicked off??

The Player wrote:I used the park and ride in York last week
Very impressive service and much easier than city centre parking

(Machines were good as well !)

Hey you were on my turf, what did you make of it?? (note i'm not going to start threatening you here lol).

Also why is warburtons toastie bread completely the wrong shape for a toaster?

George Michael and his uphill gardener friends meet here. They make holes in the cubicle walls for a bit of anonymous fun.


ps I'm unhappily married and do not partake in this type of activity.

The Player wrote:I used the park and ride in York last week
Very impressive service and much easier than city centre parking

(Machines were good as well !)

Machines were good last week you avin a larf?

LOL I wouldn't know much about York I go there now and then cos I like the place
When I say machines were good they were from a tourist point of view ie a few quid here and there
Nothing serious

gonna say a few mths ago was good but pony at the mo!

I spose you have york covered then betch? I had a couple of semi attempts to make up some sort of routine but the whole place seems on its arse and the machines don't really encourage playing.... i've never seen the extreme in the nobles in a decent mood, ever.

Not that i really endeavour to play much nowdays, there's a weird feeling of people looking at you like you're a piece of shit even though you go to a top 10 university, it'd be a weird conversation should anyone actually ask me what i did.

My only decent recent showing was getting a staggered £105 from £30 or so from the SMTM in the station that was left in ridiculously happy mood by some mug.

I managed to then proceed to lose a good ton in the other red on the other side of the station by rejecting £10 first board and catching the end of someones streak.

Tbh mate only go a couple o times a month but at least 4 lads from donny go reguarly and theres a postman called nige who hits all the pubs for doors.Well obviously he cant hit em all but yorks well covered but can still be good.Sayin that all the cluedos gone now?Hls gone still a couple a bits but probably not enough to go round

back on topic ,,,,,,,,,,,,,




a comedian once said (cant remember who) '' have you ever ever seen a chinese funeral ? '' .... '' no fucker has '' ,,,,,,,, '' which leads to suspicion whats in my chow mein?''



now i know it was only stand up comedy ,,,,,,,, but it makes you think ,,,,,,, whenever you have visited a graveyard to leave flowers or for a funeral , has anybody ever seen a chinese burial/cremation procession ever???????

the simple explanation is that Chinese people don't ever die.

at least that is my understanding of it.

betchrider wrote:Tbh mate only go a couple o times a month but at least 4 lads from donny go reguarly and theres a postman called nige who hits all the pubs for doors.Well obviously he cant hit em all but yorks well covered but can still be good.Sayin that all the cluedos gone now?Hls gone still a couple a bits but probably not enough to go round

Know a guy called ralph betch?

What happened to white dog sh1t???