Fruit Machine Chat

It's very difficult to find a picture of the Queen using a telephone.

Used to work in the Royal Box as Ascot and the Queen Mother was often in.One day at Windsor Castle she heard a strange noise. Turned out is was a maid with a vacuum cleaner. She walked up to the startled maid and asked what she was doing. She replied that she was cleaning the carpet. Turned out the QM had never seen a hoover before and obviously never used one.