Fruit Machine Chat

this is very off topic indeed and not for kids ,,,,,,,,,,, but i will try to keep the vulgarities to a minimum in an effort to not get toooo moderated/eddited.

mostly for degen but others may like . and or find it educational/discusting dependant on your moral standpoint .



a lot of you know my mrs is a market trader , and a fellow trader friend of hers is married to a thai and has been with her for 6-7 years.

anyhows they go back and forth a cpl of times of year , and so tracy suggested i may like to go for a holiday , so ok here we go.

now tracy told me as long as i bring back present's and knockoff designer gear to put on ebay , then basically do what i like whilst over there , she's a good modern liberated girl my mrs and realises that when in rome , so to speak , its just sex not love so knock yourself out but dont bring home any special present's ( s.t.d's) ok

on arival to bankok the first two things that hit you are the immense almost overpowering heat and the equally unbearable sewage smell that comes with it, ,,,,,,,, definitely a no no anywhere around july/august time ,

then a hundred mile taxi ride to patayer .

then the next thing hits you ,,,,,,, the extreme poverty ,,,,,,, we're not in kansas anymore toto , this is def third world , the streets are lined with physically disabled paupers and street children all trying to make ends meet from handouts from westerners ,,,,,,,

this is a no welfare country and if your sensitive like me it will turn your stomach for a time realising how fortunate we are (despite its faults ) to be living in britain ,,,,,,,

we all come on here moaning when fruits fuck us over ( myself included ) but if ever you need a reality check to see how fortunate you are , go to thailand .

i was told by tracys market trader friend to change £100 into hundreds of 20 bhat notes which are worth about 15p each , because wherever you go you will be giving them out like confetti ,,,,,,, you can never open a door in thailand to anywhere , a shop , hotel , taxi, etc ,,, because there will always be someone automatically doing it for you with arms outstretchd for another 20 bhart note ( 15p to you n me , but a meal to them)

the whole place is engineered to take maximum money out of westerners , its there way of life ,,,,, there economy ,,,,,,,,

it takes a good 3 days to adjust to the poverty and to try to push it to one side and remember your on holiday , your there to enjoy yourself .

right firstly you have to understand that an average monthly wage for these people is about £15 ,,,,,,,, yeah you read that right monthly , thats for your average shop job mcdonalds etc.

and so £15 around a thousand bhart , is whats expected for a lady's company .

and that will get you vip treatment from say 8pm at night till whenever you've finished with her at say 8am the next day if you like.

and the choice is bewildering , you can have any girl you want , and were talking truly stunning super model looks ( you know the type of girl in this country that wouldn't even look at you) . and for a months wage in one night you can have anyone , and they will do anything , not just the obvious , but fetch you food and manicure your nails,

im sorry im not going into detail degen m8 ,,,,,,,, but use your imagination then times it by 10.
its unbelievable ,
and prostitution isn't frowned upon here , its seen as a positive thing and provides income for the relervent families .

for 30k you can buy a 6bed house with own gated grounds , swimming pool , double garage etc ,,,,,,,

if you can get over the depravity and poverty of it all ,,,,,, and if you could make it big in england first and send yourself say £200 per week , you could retire over there and live like a king.


sorry if i have offended anyone but im sure ive educated and wet the appetite of more.
lee.

A pal of mine thinks cambodia's the way forward alot poorer so everythings even cheaper and "less comercial"how he puts it.He's even moved there now and just gives tourists rides on his motorbike.He was sick of rip off britain.

my friend moved near to phuket 8 years ago to start a scuba diving business,he was always a dirty ol' bastard lol ,if i ever went it'd have to be koh-samui.
makes me laugh how they are so liberal to the sex trade ,but woe betide you if you want a reefer.

yes ive heard cambodia is as much as 3times cheaper than thailand .


but . . . . . in thailand they take there sextrade econemy serious , thers an armed policeman on every corner , protecting their intrest so to speak . you feel safe.

where'as cambodia is rife with firearms and westeners getting atackd is common place , your advised not to go out at night.


so up to 3x cheaper maybe ,


ya pays ya money , ya takes ya choice.

A while ago I worked with a guy who lives in Thailand, and comes over here to work for the same company for a few months every summer.
Seemed to work very nicely for him.

Anyway, plane ticket booked.

..but kan u get tick over there.....i got a tab at my local whore house....plus i get a complimentary pair of used panties after every session....

Fantastic post Lee, very enlightening. It makes you think when you can pick up property for that cheap and sex/female company is about as cheap as a service station meal deal + coffee in this country.

I guess it's best not to go into too much detail as your other half reads this board lol

Sex and poverty aside, is there much else entertainment wise over there? Or did the 12 hour lady session put the blinkers on in that respect?

JG wrote:Fantastic post Lee, very enlightening. It makes you think when you can pick up property for that cheap and sex/female company is about as cheap as a service station meal deal + coffee in this country.

I guess it's best not to go into too much detail as your other half reads this board lol

Sex and poverty aside, is there much else entertainment wise over there? Or did the 12 hour lady session put the blinkers on in that respect?

but what lees not saying...... even thow its a cheap country ... he came back with a virus in his heart ... from the dirty food and water .... which gave him a mild heart attack a few years ago and he was very ill for a good year ...... and not just him but my friend mark had one aswell after going there ....[ the things a man will go throw for a ... ermmm not to be rude lets call it cheap lady

my bosses brother in law used to work at the embassy over there,and he's been several times ,i've seen some awesome photo's of the place ,the architecture is amazing.
most of the minehead market traders go there in the winter for cheap thrills lol.
when you go to the cinema they give you a blanket and slippers to keep warm and you can have a massage while you watch the film :P

erm yeah , i did get a non sexually transmitted disease , but millions go each year and get nowt , they say dont drink the water but thats nigh on impossible as even if you dont have ice in your drinks , its still used in the cooking of your food,.



now to answer george

erm there's a beach , run down cinema ( in which before every performance you must stand and give respect to a montage of pictures of the king , very weird )
restaurants etc ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but nothing you cant do in this country,,,,,, unless you want to hop on a bus 150 miles to go look at a temple and become one with the universe grasshopper .

trayhop123swife wrote:but what lees not saying...... even thow its a cheap country ... he came back with a virus in his heart ... from the dirty food and water .... which gave him a mild heart attack a few years ago and he was very ill for a good year ...... and not just him but my friend mark had one aswell after going there ....[ the things a man will go throw for a ... ermmm not to be rude lets call it cheap lady

Anyway, plane ticket cancelled!

mr lugsy wrote:when you go to the cinema they give you a blanket and slippers to keep warm and you can have a massage while you watch the film :P

Why don't they just turn the aircon down?
You could freeze to death in my local Showcase too...