under new management

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:43 pm

Well, I must say it's pretty friendly in here. Pretty bar staff, free pints, easily accessed 'Going in Gomez' prevention devices and a fresh minty breath! Can't go wrong!

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:13 pm

&quot wrote:
Matt Vinyl wrote:

to play the unchiped money laundry

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:13 pm

sorry just stepped in to see if you have a quiz machine. i pretended to look at the menu for a bit and pretended to read a text message. but the new Demmerz is no good to me. ciao

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:21 pm

trayhop123swife wrote:
Matt Vinyl wrote:At least you'd come out smelling nice...

(bad pun alert!!!) ]

sneaks matt in the secret room in the back

to play the unchiped money laundry

Dont let ady on it he beat me to the last 1 in coventr!

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:44 pm

psxcity wrote:offical smint machine emptier

Stop giving away sensitive information!

trayhop123swife · Post by **trayhop123swife** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:07 pm

come on lads no tooling in my pub

you no its ilegal

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:23 pm

This ale is off. :x

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:43 pm

*walks in, realises there aint a bandit in the pub and shouts to mate 'he aint in here' then walks out*

what a shite pub

trayhop123swife · Post by **trayhop123swife** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:59 am

[quote="&quot"]*walks in, realises there aint a bandit in the pub and shouts to mate 'he aint in here' then walks out*

what a shite pub[/quote

rofl

anfield was to busy looking round for his invisable mate .......... he forgot to look in the corner one less slotter to turn my bandit of on , with my secret switch behind the bar .... when they put a £50 bag in

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:45 pm

There's a bar in Glasgow called The Toby Jug. It's a bit of a shithole to be honest, but its one saving grace is they always have 1 or 2 barmaids on who seem contractually obliged to have large breasts and wear low-cut tops... hence the pub's moniker, The Toby Juggs.

I trust the Demmerz Arms will adopt a similar policy.

Demmerz · Post by **Demmerz** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:04 pm

Oi! You nicked my pub!

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:34 pm

trayhops wife explain yourself !!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:53 pm

look no disrespect to any one else ,,,,,,,,,, but the one person who should be running this pub ,,,,, is ????? ,,,,,,,,,,

he's already the number 1 contributor of youtube music vids,

he's the only one capable of keeping it fresh with a variety of tunes,

and if we cant have any virtual fruitys in here or a pool/darts etc ,,,,, then at least we can have a virtual juke box,,,,,,,,,,, to keep us all entertained ,

my nomination (if he's up for it) ---------HARRY.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:42 am

"The Harry Monk (Right) Arm(s)"

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:33 pm

'The Slotters Thumb'?