Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:48 pm**

Just bought the wife a pair of slippers, and a vibrator

If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:15 pm**

very good!

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:46 pm**

MrRed wrote:Just bought the wife a pair of slippers, and a vibrator

If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself

rich man poor man joke

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:47 pm**

looool very good, will use when drunk.

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:48 pm**

I have bought my wife a new belt and bag.
She can fix the hoover now. No more excuses.

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:01 pm**

steveseagull wrote:I have bought my wife a new belt and bag.
She can fix the hoover now. No more excuses.

LOOOOL... till she points out her lover bought her a dyson 2 years ago.... then ure fucked........

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:12 pm**

LOOOOL... till she points out her lover bought her a dyson 2 years ago.... then ure fucked........

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Well, she has never vacuumed this place with it.

Maybe i should ask her to bring it home once a week for 'a quick run round'. Do you think that would work?

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:27 pm**

can only but try......

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:29 am**

lee gave me a few hundred and said go buy yourself something

.... isnt romance nice

thow i must admit what he brought me i would proberly exchange

Christmas