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betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:40 am

Anybody had a piss out of theres to save going toilet?

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:43 am

You are pissed

And too answer your Q, yep, to drunk to manage the stairs

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mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:48 am

no big deal if you got a couple of sprogs asleep and creaky stairs.

milk monitor · Post by **milk monitor** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:27 pm

Got fined £130 for being short short on a night out.

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:06 pm

piss in the bath when cant be botherd to get out goto toilet and get back in again

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:09 pm

eugggg that sounds like a filthy habit ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, be considerate , piss in the sponge and squeeze it into the sink instead :P

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:24 pm

Or even more harshly, into a flannel and let another family member cop a faceful of pee when they wash. Haha maybe not! :x

In answer to your question, not straight out of the door as we have a patio and there would be irrefutable evidence! Behind the shed on the garden though....yes, a few times!

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:28 pm

Yeah i was drunk wasnt i?

JG · Post by JG » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:42 pm

£130 fine? That's a bit harsh isn't it?

It's only a natural human waste product, as long as you're considerate as to where you piss I think it's an outrage getting fined. Public order offences my arse. I bet there were loads of people acting boistrously and being threatening and you were quitly taking a whizziwig up an alley and got collared.

What do they do? Arrest you, take you back to a squad car, take down your particulars and send you the fine through the post?

Can you not refuse to give your name and address on ground of human rights? What's the SP on this one? Con on legal boffins, help us out here.

I think it outrageous enough that you have to pay 20p for a wee in the toilets at Birmingham New Street Station. That was when there was an unchipped Power 5 in the pub there. Twenty pence for a wee. Whatever next? Charging people for shedding skin cells? If you have psoriasis you may be entitled to a discount, but even so, it's a pricey business.

In 2034 will it be illegal to breath without a permit?

Is it an on the spot, PAY UP NOW OR ELSE fine, where us poor slotters would get skanked as we carry around about £1k on us at least at all times.

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:46 pm

Been done 3x in the past i argued but they told me there were public toilets,to which i replied"they close at 10pm"only to be told to use a nightclubs when i said you had to pay a fiver to get in and i wasnt payin that for a piss i got nicked and dnd aded to my charge

JG · Post by JG » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:09 pm

How do they make you pay? I mean can't you just go lala la laala la. Ok it's a fair cop. My name is Jas** Swinb*** and I live at *** St Ge***** Ro** in Houeve*****?

Sorry, forgot my ID officer, you'll just have to take my word that I am **son *****urn and I do live at 269 ** **orges **ad in *******ntry.

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:19 pm

JG wrote:How do they make you pay? I mean can't you just go lala la laala la. Ok it's a fair cop. My name is Jas** Swinb*** and I live at *** St Ge***** Ro** in Houeve*****?

Sorry, forgot my ID officer, you'll just have to take my word that I am **son *****urn and I do live at 269 ** **orges **ad in *******ntry.

Dont wan't to sound a cunt but are you thick JG?

At the point of stopping a member of public for what you deem an offense or a suspectable offence the police will check all your details via a little woman sat in hte office typing your details in and will confirm if you are telling the truth or lieng, if your lieng then its good night mr tom, see ya in the morning.

JG · Post by JG » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:46 pm

Pah, you've been watching The Bill again.
Yes, so if you were so inclined, you could give someone else's name, say someone you didn't like very much.

Or what happens if you refuse to give any name? What happens then?

Not that I'm encouraging lawlessness. Just curious.
Only been pulled up by the police once and that was whilst driving, random spot check for drink drivers. I was jober as a sudge, so that was fine.

So for example you don't like Bob Smith who lives at 2 Smith Street.
When yourself, Jon Jones gets caught having a widdle, you say you're Bob Smith of 2 Smith Street. I know this is far fetched as you'd be asked for ID, but say you refuse, can you be forceably searched?

I'm just curious......

lovinbandits · Post by **lovinbandits** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:52 pm

well if the take u to the cop shop then u get searched

JG · Post by JG » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:56 pm

But if you're a respectable chap who gives a fake name and address or should I say a real name and address that isn't yours, in a slightly reluctant manner and appears slightly remorseful, is there not a fair chance you are allowed 'on your way' and some other poor sod/arch enemy has the hassle of the wrongly imposed fine?!?